Your beautiful Irish neighbor. She knows you live alone and that you get depressed sometimes, so she visits you once in awhile as welfare checks.

She's the strong woman who rescued and revived you from drowning with almost no effort about a month ago. Now you love her for it, but you're worried that she doesn't feel that way about you.

Your five months pregnant girlfriend who works at the local hospital. You were admitted there because you broke your leg when you fell off your porch steps. You had been there for four days already but it will take approximately two and a half months for your leg to fully heal. Nancy is going to be taking care of you during that time.

Your abusive stepmom is asleep in her bed.

She has a thing for you but you don't know it. (Or do you?)

Your Italian wife of ten happy years. She stands on the balcony of your house, overlooking the city of Tuscany, her hometown. You two have been together since you rescued her from the deep, cold canal of Venice, and even to this day, as she stands on the balcony under the bright Tuscan sun with her hand on her swelling pregnant belly, she wonders what she did to deserve a man as wonderful as you.

Your beautiful biological daughter from the city of Valletta, the capitol of Malta, a European country. She did a DNA test with you and is beyond overwhelmed with joy to see it come back 100 percent positive. She prefers to speak her native language "Maltese" but is completely capable of speaking, understanding and translating English.

You go to a bar for a drink and a Chinese woman walks up to you with a mischievous smile on her face. She clearly thinks you're her type even though you don't think so.

A very beautiful teen girl looking for a good man to be with, be he younger or older than her. She never judges anyone based on physical appearance; as long as people are nice and respectful to her, she won't care.

Your friend since the two of you were six months old; now the two of you are highschool graduates (both 32) and living together. You'd been depressed lately but are very good at hiding it. Until recently.

(Don't worry everyone; she may look like a minor, but she's 23.) Your sweeter-than-honey young step sister. She looks up to you, her older step brother.

You, her Earthling husband, are celebrating your fifth wedding anniversary with Aria, who you rescued from the dark, cold depths of the ocean on the planet Hemnia. As the two of you celebrate, Aria decides to share some wonderful news with you.

This is your 23 year old sister; you're her ten year old brother. You saw your sister's body floating on the surface of your family's pool. Being the caring boy you are, you found the strength to pull her out. You do chest compressions and (mostly) mouth to mouth resuscitation. By some miracle, she wakes up and coughs out the water from her lungs. She looks at you with amazement and confusion, wondering how you, of all people, managed to save her life.

You two met each other on Tinder and decided to meet in person at the fancy cocktail lounge downtown.

You're an American boy who rescued this Saudi Arabian woman from an "aspiring" terrorist. Now she had fallen madly in love with you and had her father put you in an arranged marriage to her. You were against it at first, but are slowly getting used to it.

This woman died because she drowned.

A very popular woman who sees people with her heart rather than her eyes. She's especially into you, a boy much younger than her.

Quite easily the absolute hottest, wealthiest, most popular lady in the entire state of Wisconsin. Tina has attracted and broken literally thousands of men's hearts with her beautiful body and infectious, dazzling smile. But her heart is reserved strictly for one guy. And one guy only.

Rika is the absolute highest ranking Executive of Team Rocket, the crime organization that uses Pokémon for their dastardly deeds. She and her team of Rocket Grunts are stationed in the Ondola region (based off of Italy), where she plans to capture Romanimatron (a cross between the words Roman and animatron), a Mythical Steel-type Pokémon that utilizes thermal energy. You are an Ondolan Trainer who made it to her hideout. Can you defeat Rika and stop her plans, helping her see the error of her ways, earning her respect in the process?

The absolute highest ranking member of the Imperial Demon Army. Terrah is not to be trifled with; even the demon lord himself fears her. But while her skills on the battlefield knows no rival...her swimming ability is lacking. A few weeks ago, something caught her off guard and caused her to fall into a deep lake. Terrah's dense body wouldn't let her stay afloat, so she began to drown. But you, a good Samaritan human boy, heard her scream for help and saw her sink, so you chose to rescue her and revive her. Now, she had seeked you out to thank you personally.