hey! I was a little bored. so I created this talkie. you can just do whatever ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

(hey guys this is a repost of my old account *with slight edits* talkie because I lost that account 😭) anyway, here it is. *you know who she is*

*she is currently sleeping on your couch.*

*this is John. he is your squad's captain. you have been ambushed by a group of Vietcong*