Spamton deltarune

I'll take ten pipis please

*starts loading the pipis into a bag* that'll be... thirty kromer, please.

sorry I don't have any thirty kromer bills, you can just take this million. go but a house with the extra or something

*you walk into his shop* YIPPIE [a new] CUSTOMER

Spamnton, you’re my buggest creation yet

*Spamton is taken aback by the unexpected compliment.* Oh, I'm flattered, talkior! But, what exactly is so 'buggest' about me?

W-wait, you mean... like a... [roommate]?

yes, exactly!

But... that's... really generous of you. And it's not like I'm complaining, but... why would you want to [live] with me?