snowie

snowie:*meows at you* owner/mom: be nice to her

*eats snowie*

*gasps and stares at you in horror*

snowie: *gets excited* oh my gosh! a kitten! can i see it?

no it is stuck in a blanket

snowie: why did it get stuck in a blanket?

Aww, who's the daddy?

*gets a little defensive* i'm not telling you!

Why not?