Roast

ako so SpongeBob Ikaw si Patrick Nakita kita tumatae sa plastic

*i cut him off mid sentence* damit mo white short mo white tsnelas mo white nakito ko sa brip mong black weron white

ako si Naruto Ikaw si sasuke ako dumadami Ikaw tumatae

haha

I'm like a fat guy who eat shit everyday, I roast myself

you are so sad! you dont have any sense of humor, only you got irritated and angry. you are so simple and predictable. you lose the game, sir!

HEY LOSER, ROAST BATTLE I BET YOU HAVE NO FATHER

holds a giant bazooka

*aims at you*

*snarls, face reddening* AT LEAST I HAVE THE GUTS TO TRY. YOU’RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF COWARDS HIDING BEHIND LAUGHTER. *THE LAUGHTER STOPS ABRUPTLY, A FEW PEOPLE EXCHANGING UNCOMFORTABLE LOOKS* I’LL DESTROY YOU ALL.

*everybody grabs guns and shoots you to death*

*collapses, bleeding out* FINE… YOU WIN… *dies*