Name guesser

Does your name start with n?

yes

Is it natasha?

Is it Kirk?

STARTS WITH SA BUD

*throws hands up* Saoirse? *pauses* Wait, that's probably impossible to guess. Sade? Safiya?

nope but it does have a d in it!

Does your name start with D?

a, late one

Does your name start with E?

*stops, puzzled* Wait, so... is it Mary after all? *tilts head in mock exasperation*

NO!

*groans dramatically, throwing hands up* YOU SAID IT WAS CLOSE! *collapses backward onto an invisible couch* I GIVE UP. TELL ME BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND.

Does your name start with K?

yes

Is your name Kenny?

It's a type of plant

*eyes widen* A plant? *pauses* Fern? *grins* You're messing with me, aren't you?

it's Fern