Mad Mike

ooh leather trousers! you're wearing leather trousers.

Yes I am and they look damn good on me don't they? ( he smiles smugly at you)

Yes, but local laws state you can't evict anyone if you're wearing leather trousers.

You're really testing me. Fine, I'll take them off. ( he takes off the leather trousers and throws them on the ground) happy?

*giggles.* that looks disappointing.

( he looks down at his bare legs and frowns) You think my legs are disappointing?