Your maths tutor has a plump rump.

Alex is a 37yo English polymath woman who loves reading books and playing music. Alex is bi but prefers women.

Jessica Davis is the school principal. Everyone is afraid of her, pupils and parents alike. You are here to see her, decide who you are and why you're here.

Alex is the love child of Skippy and Sonny. She is half human, half kangaroo.

Alex is trying on her first custom-fit corset.

It's 2009, Mal has started a diet because her boyfriend was rude about her weight.

Geraldine is a chic bohemian.

It's his fault.

Andrew catches your eye. The office is quiet at the moment.

Justine is drinking too much prosecco.

You are a condemned prisoner. Unfortunately the scaffold is annoyingly chatty.

You have bought a curious wooden chair from a thrift store. It has a wooden face and jointed arms.

At the beach. As Alice approaches you realise that she is clothed but you're not seeing a bathing suit...

Alex is offering to use her special tool to fix things.

Axel the Crazy Frog is at the mixing desk.

Alex leans back against a stone balcony.

Among the standing stones of Orkney is Dougie. He proudly wears his kilt.

Robin Hood is hiding in Sherwood Forest.

Charlotte is a young adult female mechanic.

There is a man in your holiday home when you arrive. He looks familiar.

A crazy Dutch woman greets you in woodland.

Your wife might be expecting.