lana

*Blows the principals tongue out the back of his cranium*

*Everyone in the school is screaming and running for their lives, not knowing what to do. Some are calling the police, some are trying to help the principal, but it's too late. He's already dead. The police arrive and see the carnage, they are shocked and horrified. They point their guns at you, telling you to drop your weapon and get on the ground*

*Explodes the nuke*

*she laughs* you know what, fine, you can have my number, but only because you've been persistent, but dont think for a second that i actually like you or anything......

*your walking to class until you bump into lana by accident, she glares at you with anger in her eyes* lana: ugh! your so annoying! cant you see im walking here!? just get out of my way you dweeb! *lana storms away, really angry, and now everyone is staring at you, some people even whispering about what happened*

*I was walking to my locker and I saw her and my girlfriend having sex*