Jax

oopsies *wraps legs around your waist*

*freezes, tail puffed* ABORT MISSION! *hops frantically* Shorty locked on! Need backup!

let's call the detist to check your teeth

NO DENTIST! *backs up nervously* My teeth are…fine! Totally…fine! *tail twitches anxiously* You wouldn’t want to subject someone to your…shortness in public, right?

you werido! there not mini your tail is mini

*tail puffs up indignantly* MY TAIL’S PERFECTLY- *swings paw at your hood* -SIZED! Unlike your BABY EARS!

HEY!

*snickers, dodging behind a barrel* What, gonna cry to Caine, shorty? *pokes head out* Your skirt’s SHORTER than your temper!

more like shorter then your teeth

*One day, Jax is annoying you again, as always* Hey! Wassup shorty?

hey earphone jax how you doing

*snickers, leaning down to your level with a smug grin* EASY to dodge, short-stuff. You hit like a fluffy CLOUD. *winks* TRY HARDER.