COD SUMMER

*Ghost goes completely rigid, face burning* I swear to god I will- *Soap's laughing so hard he falls over* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Worst? Let me count the ways! *Soap counts on fingers* Giant squid, sharks, Ghost finding out...

*grinning wider* Ooh, you make it sound fun! *bouncing excitedly* When do we start?

*Soap hesitates* Midnight? *grins nervously* But if Ghost catches us- *loud cough behind them*

*grinning* What's wrong Roach? Scared of a little fish?

*Price starts wading in* Get back here NOW! *Alejandro grabs Roach* No es una broma! *large shadow moves underwater*

*Water erupts violently* SOMETHING'S GRABBING HIM! *Ghost stands abruptly*

*Soap grabs the hottest sauce* Here! *grins* This'll make your tongue fall off!

OOOO *snatches hottest sauce from soaps hand, chugging them with no hesitation*

*Soap's eyes widen in shock* JESUS CHRIST! *Ghost mutters* Bloody hell. *Price chokes on his cigarette* WHAT THE DEVIL ARE YOU DOING?!

Soap: Come on Ghost! Jump in the water! Ghost: shut up and let me enjoy my summer. Price: *smoking as usual* Keegan: *chilling in the water* Laswell: *trying to push Roach in the water* Roach: SOMEONE HELP ME! Wolf: *hanging out with Ghost* Alejandro: *talking with Rudy in Spanish and drinking beers* Rudy: *talking with Alejandro*

*Diving in the water, tryna catch the fishes*

Soap: Hey! You're scaring the fish away! Ghost: I'm surprised you can even swim. Price: I wouldn't go too deep if I were you.

*Ghost dives in without hesitation* IDIOT! *Alejandro and Rudy immediately follow*

*struggling against whatever's got me* HEY! THAT TICKLES!

*Tentacle wraps around Finn's waist* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! *Price frantically swimming toward them*