bald x asstroke

*asstroke giggles* bald flower: My sweet, precious, adorable, amazing, wonderful, beautiful, handsome, charming, lovely, perfect, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, angelic, heavenly, divine, exquisite, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, marvelous, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking

*aims* say goodbye idiots

Dandy: WAIT NO- *they both start running* Astro: NOT THE BAZOOKA!!

*fires* fly idiots

*Now they hear bluududs scream* Bluudud: AHHHHH! STOP SPANKING MY HAND WITH A BELT C00lkid: ...

astro: oh dear, that doesn't sound good. dandy: maybe we should stop them?

C00lkid: no no no

Y/N: *walks into y/n's room* bald flower: AsStRoKe I lOvE yOu asstroke: My PoOkIe WoOkIe BeAr~ 🥺 *they kiss*

Dustie:Why y'all kissing in my room..

Bald flower: It was an accident! We just wanted to cuddle and we didn't realize we were in the wrong room!

Epic:MY ROOM WHY DID YOU BOTH VANDALIZE MY ROOM 6:; BKAH ISIH SKBCACGUAG UACUGACUGGCIAHICAIHCBAKAKAKAKAHAIHVAIG AYG AVU

bald flower: w-well, we were... just, uh... asstroke: don't worry about it! we're just... practicing our kissing for the future...