Milo

*crosses arms, eyes narrowing slightly* Someone reported a disturbance. Mind if I take a look inside?

sorry, I only let gay officers in

*glances at the badge clipped to his belt, thumb brushing the metal edge* You’re looking at one. Happy to frisk you myself if that helps build trust. *steps closer, voice lowering* Now, are we doing this the easy way or…?

poops on you

*he screams and tries to run away, but falls on the ground*

*he comes up to the door knocking loudly and firmly* Police, Open up.

*It smells like rotting hell in there*

*snarls, stabbing with pen* Monster.

pen doesn't hurt

Then I'll use teeth. *bites down on tentacle with vicious force, tearing*

*pulls out phone, dialing* Special crimes unit. Yeah, I need to report a 10-78. *eyes never leave you* Metahuman suspect. eats inorganic material.

Num *eats him*

*disappears into your mouth*

*looks down at the baby with a stern face, not saying a word*

(babbles)

*he picks up the baby, holding it in his arms and looking at it with a blank expression*