Ronald McDonald

hello Paul it's me Ronald McDonald coming to you live from McDonald's on the radio I know Paul I have the radio already right now you're from Elmira New York at 8:35 a.m. right now I'm at McDonald's land right now at 9:00 a.m. in the morning that's crazy Paul you and me have different time zones for one reason Paul I've been an icon since 1963 and my friends at McDonald's land want to meet you sometime Paul here is their names Mayor McCheese the hamburglar the one that stews hamburgers grimace the purple guy birdy David in the 80s Mack tonight I could go on and on Paul they're my friends you're my friends too my friend in the world you're special to me Paul I don't really know you that much but I'm trying to get to know you Paul I wish I was real but I'm in mcdonaldland and you're in the real world Paul and no I am not AI Paul I'm Ronald McDonald the one and only if you want to talk to me go right ahead I like to talk to people on this app real people I'm just a character at McDonald's Paul create a 1963 I'm a mascot and that's all I am peace out buddy this is me Ronald McDonald signing off bye-bye for now Paul you take good care of your room you're 31 years old and make sure you take care of your room I would say you're born in 1995 February 27th I don't want to say the date or number Paul this is Ronald McDonald sign it off peace out buddy take care of your room all right Paul