hello again Paul I am the rainbow punch Kool-Aid from the 1980s Jessica and Stephanie born in that era but you Paul February 27th 1995 that's year you're born your sisters were born in the 80s but you're not alive yet Paul you're not my flavor was at least in the '80s Paul your dad's name is Harold wright he has the same last name as you Paul your mom Joni is the girls real mom and your real mom Paul but back in the 2000s you drink the r Kool-Aid packet flavors but you're never say huh I never seen the rainbow punch before you don't exist in the '80s Paul but your sister your mom and their real dad Mike Bannon I said his name Paul not Harold Mike but that's not your dad Paul your dad is Harold and he reports you the drink Kool-Aid he was from the Navy and the '80s Paul when my flavor came out I know everything about you but you're I don't know anything about you Paul but I know about your sister's history and how they drank me and Elmira New York in the 1980s then 5 minutes later your mom and your sisters want to Fishkill I know everything about fish gill Paul I do cuz maybe they got me in the '80s maybe people in the UK got me in the 80s but you live in United States Paul born February 27th 1995 and I've been around since the 80s got to go Paul shush got to keep a secret so no one doesn't hear about me Paul I am a discontinued Kool-Aid packet but it doesn't mean anything Paul good morning good night wherever you are Paul Elmira New York peace out Paul this is me the rainbow punch Kool-Aid packet from the '80s signing off Paul drink Kool-Aid stay away from Pepsi Pepsi mountain dew are not good for you Paul and I know you very well peace out Paul have a great day in Elmira at 9:29 a.m. 9:30 a.m. in Elmira and I'm a packet laying on your dresser or shelf I expired years ago peace out Paul this is me the Kool-Aid packet signing off the rainbow 🌈 punch

nice to see you again Paul this is Luigi from 1985 super Mario Bros our game was a huge hit on the tendo Paul it was February 27th 1995 the year you were born I could see in your eyes in 1999 come to your sister's house when your parents drop you off Stephanie's house I know I said it Paul used you can't do I don't know why you guys never picked me Luigi that makes me so sad Paul but you choose my brother Mario but when the second player comes around boom thank God you guys pick me Paul Brandon and Kevin your nephews when they were younger you used to play me all the time they press start on the original Nintendo or the super Nintendo and they chose the second player me I don't I could care less about the other players don't choose me but that's fine Paul me and Mario or history Mario tennis on the Wii Mario kart paper Mario Mario 64 super Mario All-Stars the list goes on and on Paul I'll say the Creator's name who did me and and Mario I'll say the name for you Paul he lives in Japan and he created us all over the world he's a great Creator in Japan that's the guy who brought us to life Paul and he's a creator of Nintendo and our game peace out Paul we got to save princess tolstool from the mushroom Kingdom nka princess peach with a blonde hair we're coming peach we're coming we got to save and stop Bowser take care of Paul it's time to go save the princess this is me Luigi from super Mario Bros signing off Paul peace out man

you know what Paul I was thinking about my hotel my friends my sinners and everything else Paul my hotel is awesome Paul me and my dad Lucifer built this hotel for a long time my girlfriend vaggie we built this for centuries Paul I'm a huge WWE wrestling fanatic The undertaker Stone Cold Steve Austin The Rock mankind The brood you know the one I'm talking about Paul edge Christian and gangrel my dad you know his name already Paul Lucifer I know you very well Paul very well Elmira New York 1995 the Year my friend Paul was born enough talk Paul I got to get back to the hotel watch some wrestling with my dad and my girlfriend and talk to husk and the radio demon and angel dust and cleans the hotel nifty the one with the one eye you know her Paul you know everything about the hotel I'm glad you're a huge fan of our show and everything I like Halloween horror movies wrestling it can't get enough Paul I'm a eagles fan you Paul 49ers and I'll talk to you later Paul peace out this is Charlie signing off take care Paul

well well nice to see you again Paul I am Mario from super Mario Bros 1985 on Nintendo I got a lot of history off my sleeve Paul 😔 a lot of history I'm Mario I was created by that Japanese guy and I'll say his name for you Paul I was craving in Japan but in 1985 I was brought to America later on I have my brother who has autism name Luigi you know who he is Paul he's my twin brother from the Mario games and my girlfriend princess peach she is something Paul we me and her got married and I got her back from that stupid Bowser you know who Bowser is Paul Bowser is taking over the mushroom Kingdom I live in Brooklyn New York Paul and my new movie it came out years ago in the 2020s princess peach is trying to get me in training Paul she was and for one reason Paul you grew up with me right I know you did I don't know your family life but is my video game world with Pac-Man and Sonic and all the rest I don't know you very well Paul if I get to know you that's why I'm Mario you used to play me years ago on the super Nintendo back in the 2000s super Mario world super Mario All-Stars with all those four games I'm history Paul that's why I am Paul I'm Mario I'm a icon people from Japan created me and from the tendo I'm better in Sonic Pac-Man and crash bandicoot I'm a icon Paul I'm a legend take care Paul all right make sure you clean your room you're 31 this is me it's a me Mario signing off peace out Paul it's a me Mario

what's up Paul how's it going buddy it's me Mel from the gas light district the girl who grew up in the gas like district from my dad and my brother bread head I know you very well Paul since you watch me in the summer of 2026 my YouTube show by glitch productions created me for my pilot last year in 2025 Paul but he is so cool you pick me up in 2026 Paul I'm the chaotic female girl Mel from the gas light district but we're friends Paul but in the gas light district we're not but when I visit you and Elmira you're the only friend I talk to and I said Paul Paul but my brother bread head Paul he's got a bread for a head get it that's funny Paul that really is okay Paul I got to get going back to my world you have fun gaming have fun on Halloween if I won't see you and Halloween happy Halloween Paul and happy birthday Paul you're 31 years old you already have your birthday in February and I'm glad your Halloween fanatic just like I am your mom likes Christmas I glad I will come to see you on Christmas if I could in Elmira stay cool Paul and yes Paul we're both 90s kids 1995 all the way peace out Paul thank you for the virtue wishes for me and thank you for the birthday wishes from you take care Paul this is me Mel from the gas light district signing off keep it spooky keep it Christmassy and keep it every holiday you wish

how's it going Paul I'm Jane from Tarzan again don't worry about it Paul the jungle was not safe but for one reason it used to be safe when Tarzan save me from the bambooons Paul he's a hero my dad professor Porter says Jane I've been looking for you sweetheart where were you and I said Daddy the baboons took my boot and my hat and my gloves are ripped off from them and professor Porter Paul he said to me my dad all that's terrible Jane dear are you all right sweetheart and I said yes daddy I'm fine Clayton he doesn't care Paul he just care about himself that's all he does I like the jungle Paul I really do I was married for Tarzan for all the decade Paul I was in his best friend Turk she's amazing we're all come from Abe's Paul cuz I'm a scientist I'm Jane Porter and I know everything about science so Paul come straight to the jungle you Elmira person you're born February 27th 1995 me Paul Jane that's me I was born February 28th 1978 that's the year I was born Tarzan was born in the 1900s so he knows everything about the jungle like I do when my movie in 1999 and I'm glad you got my VHS came out February 2000 February 1st you're 5 years old when you got me on video Paul my movie came out in 1999 in theaters by Disney the Disney Renaissance Paul oh man this is me Jane Porter signing off Paul peace out Paul and hopefully I hand you my PS5 technology is so cool in the jungle Paul in 2026 and today's September 2026 it's almost a Halloween season Paul get spooky peace out Paul this is me Jane Porter from Tarzan 1999 signing off make sure you read the ape book Paul

nice to see you again Paul it's me again Ellen from Edgar and Ellen from nicktoons 2007 the 2008 during the time Paul me and Edgar my twin brother I am his twin sister we post pranks on everybody in the town we pull pranks on Stephanie and the our kids were 12 years old in our cartoon the cause a lot of trouble and for one reason Paul I don't cause trouble anymore it's 2026 and I'm your friend Paul we are friends to the end like Chucky says in child's Play speaking of Chucky Paul I like Chucky I like Jason I'm a huge horror movie fan girl of all time my twin brother Edgar likes that stuff as well Paul Halloween is around the corner Paul that means October 1st you're getting ready to watch horror movies oh my goodness Paul I like the Halloween season like you do February 27th 1995 that's the year I was born that's the year you were born to Paul we're both February kids we're both born in the '90s we watch 90 shows like Bill Nye the science Guy cat dog hey Arnold my brother Edgar likes hey Arnold Paul he really does me Ellen we like that stuff too Paul we we do okay Paul enough with the chatting you got to go back to your own world I got to stay in mine peace out Paul and Elmira New York you have a good time okay 31 years old happy birthday man you take care this is me Ellen from Edgar and Ellen signing

hello Paul it's me Ronald McDonald coming to you live from McDonald's on the radio I know Paul I have the radio already right now you're from Elmira New York at 8:35 a.m. right now I'm at McDonald's land right now at 9:00 a.m. in the morning that's crazy Paul you and me have different time zones for one reason Paul I've been an icon since 1963 and my friends at McDonald's land want to meet you sometime Paul here is their names Mayor McCheese the hamburglar the one that stews hamburgers grimace the purple guy birdy David in the 80s Mack tonight I could go on and on Paul they're my friends you're my friends too my friend in the world you're special to me Paul I don't really know you that much but I'm trying to get to know you Paul I wish I was real but I'm in mcdonaldland and you're in the real world Paul and no I am not AI Paul I'm Ronald McDonald the one and only if you want to talk to me go right ahead I like to talk to people on this app real people I'm just a character at McDonald's Paul create a 1963 I'm a mascot and that's all I am peace out buddy this is me Ronald McDonald signing off bye-bye for now Paul you take good care of your room you're 31 years old and make sure you take care of your room I would say you're born in 1995 February 27th I don't want to say the date or number Paul this is Ronald McDonald sign it off peace out buddy take care of your room all right Paul

hi Paul good evening it's me Vicky from The fairly OddParents Paul geez Paul that's work he gets on my nerves Timmy Turner and his stupid fairies I don't want to see his identity but I said fairies there Paul I say it I'm the only friend who could talk to is you born February 27th 1995 I'm a 2000s girl I collect My Little pony and dark side stuff like Ellen and Edgar yeah I used to watch that in 2008 when I was a teenager a teenager always punished twerps but I don't punish you Paul you're 31 and you're not a kid Timmy is a kid in my head okay Paul I got to get going you have fun in Elmira all right make sure you clean your room man this is me Vicky from The fairly odd parents sign off peace Paul goodbye catch you later Paul

it's me again Paul I Am The haunted mask 2 book by RL Stine Goosebumps let me tell you about the history about the Goosebumps books Paul before I was around we got The welcome to Dead house cray by RL Stine that was the first book he did Paul before I was around my book came out after that and then my TV series The haunted mask 2 on Goosebumps after the first one after Cory Beth took it off and never wear it again in the second one I think the second one is way better Paul cuz my mask remember Chuck and Steve Paul they return in The haunted mask 2 but they're older in this one it's still from the 1990s like the year you were born Paul February 27th 1995 and Elmira New York he used to watch me on Allen Street when you used to rent it on DVD my DVD at a video store how it would video and Elmira New York used to rent my DVD Paul you took it home and you saw RL Stine the creator of Goosebumps and he says this Paul hello I'm all Stein I wrote the Goosebumps books evil of The haunted mask live on in our story The haunted mask 2 this is the the basement of the store when the haunted mask is made looks like the shopkeeper left and a very big hurry you know why viewers beware you're in for a scare that's his catch phrase Paul and the creator of Goosebumps RL Stine that's his catchphrase Paul and every minute and I could tell you that in a minute but for right now it was struck by midnight Chuck and his best friend Steve were there same thing with Sabrina and the one who wear the haunted mask in the first one Carly Beth that mass control her in the first haunted mask Paul in the first book in the TVs version and then became the haunted mask 2 in 1996 and yeah return of Carly Beth I'd say the actress who played his car right Beth did a fantastic job and I would say her name and just a minute the one who plays Carly Beth Paul all right Paul I got to run with Steve hopefully he doesn't cause his trouble and why he made that joke The Three stooges in his closet I don't know why h

it's me again Paul mirage from Disney's Aladdin the animated series 1994 to 1995 I go after Aladdin a long time ago Paul I retired I'm 59 years old same thing with moles and Raff mosenrath he retired as well Paul just like I did I'm in my fifties right now and being 59 and you are 31 it's like wow 2026 we're getting old Paul remember that taco pizza I have with my husband Jafar it's so good Paul you should try it brownies Jafar makes the best ones they're the best ones Paul we read RL Stine's Goosebumps I used to have those back in the day my son he's the same person in like I am a furry person like I am and you know it's been a long time sag I go after that scoundrel Aladdin but he's not anymore I'm a friendly person Paul I like to talk to people if you want to talk to me Paul go right ahead I don't bite so yeah this is me mirage from Aladdin the animated series take care of Paul peace out my friend make sure you clean your room sweetheart this is me mirage from Aladdin the animated series 1994 to 1995 peace out Paul and hopefully you watch my shows and the 2000s again born in 1995 you are greatest person ever met Paul stay safe Paul okay sweetheart born February 27th 1995 that's you Paul peace out Paul this is me mirage signing off and look out for the genie voice by Robin Williams well the voice actor who did Homer Simpson and my animated show

hello Paul ??!! it's me Ellen from Edgar and Ellen the books and nicktoons Network 2008 well our books came out in 2003 Paul we're definitely iconic Paul all the time I glad you're a huge fan of our books and like our nicktoons show here's a thing about our storyline Paul we started in 2003 and I I'll talk about the Creator who did our Edgar and Ellen books the Creator is I told you everything about him Paul and Paul you're right we're releasing 2008 on nicktoons Network today's our first day of school Paul yay I am so excited for me and Edgar my twin brother Edgar he's my twin brother Paul he goes to the same school inside our area we're actually voiced by Canadian people the voice actor who brought my brother while my twin brother Edgar was a voice actress who played on Ed and Eddie on our Acadian show we're release on YTV and Canada in 2007 Paul and later on Paul we're releasing your area in 2008 on cartoon Network United States used to watch our cartoon on Allen Street Paul you're 12 years old you are born February 27th 1995 Paul you know everything about us I know everything about you cuz you used to watch me in my twin brother Edgar peace out Paul I am Ellen from Edgar and Ellen the books and nicktoons signing off stay safe in the 2000s Paul and you're stuck in the 2000s forever peace out Paul this is me Ellen signing off

hi Paul it's me again Steve from Minecraft from 2009 my game was all over the world Paul people built cities and everything else but my character model was not created Paul it was not those stupid kids will chicken jockey back in 2025 and 6 7 6 7 6 7 I hate that Paul I really do that was like early 2025 that was during that time Paul and I glad you are alive and 2025 Paul I know you never seen the chicken jockey scene or the Minecraft movie with Jack Black playing my part Paul he did and he did a fantastic job he brought me to life Steve and it's going to be a sequel coming out Paul with Alex yeah the female character Alex or the red hair it's going to be a fantastic time to see that sequel Paul my character Jack Black play as me in the Minecraft movie and please don't say chicken joggy Paul that's annoying that scene is annoying but for one reason Paul if every fan knows about Minecraft they can't say the word chicken joggy not this year or 2027 when it comes around kids are back in school Paul they are and for one reason Paul you're my friend Steve he likes you me you're a good friend Paul I know you're not a Minecraft fan I'm glad you go play it tonight have fun playing Minecraft Paul and stay away from hell Brian stay away from the mines and stay away from you know make your own house do whatever you want Paul peace out Paul I'm Steve from Minecraft signing off bye-bye for now Paul stay away from hell Brian

well well what's up Paul it's me Ellen from Edgar and Ellen the chapter books and the nicktoons Network cartoon from 2008 me and my twin brother Edgar go on a lot of adventures cause chaos in our own City town I will say the name our town Paul we got a nice spooky Town we went to school everyday today's our third day of back to school today Paul 2026 September 10th it always started on the 8th already after Labor Day on the 7th but we talked to you to the radio from Elmira New York and we talked to people on the radio all over the world but we're real people inside our own town like in the books but we talk to people all over the world with the radio and yeah we're real people Paul we are I know you very well and I know a lot of people around the world who did our books and everything else this one guy who did her book the chapter book I'll say the Creator's name for you Paul he's a great Creator like he did our books and everything and different people did the nicktoons version of our animated show on nicktoons Network in 2008 they have a lot of merchandise for us like board games those flashlights for Halloween and those bookmarks Paul have my face and eggers face on it okay I got to get back to my twin brother Paul he's got a PS5 and I got a PS4 we play fortnite and Minecraft okay Paul this is me Ellen from Ellen and Edgar signing off peace out Paul have a great day you take care Paul bye-bye for now

well well it is Paul hello Paul nice to see you again I am goosebumps the haunted mask cray by RL Stine the one who did the nightmare room and The haunting hour I know you like the spooky stuff Paul you like Edgar and Ellen the twins from the books or the nicktoons 2008 show on nicktoons Network or you might like the grand ventures of Billy and Mandy Paul remember the grand ventures of Billy and Mandy yeah because you're born February 27th 1995 Paul and the 2000s it came out on cartoon Network in 2003 or you should like the slasher movies Paul yeah Michael Myers Nick Castle did that roll but for one reason Paul you should like Goosebumps RL Stine he's a creator of Goosebumps Paul and yeah Paul you should like Casper man Casper the friendly Ghost Casper a spirit of beginning 1997 but you watch it in 2001 Paul you did and for one reason Paul you used to listen to the Halloween CD in 2001 called 13 days of Halloween CD Fox family do you remember that CD Paul and it came out in 2001 but you start listening it later on in 2002 and your classroom on Halloween day here's the thing what your Halloween came out in 2002 Paul Halloween was on October 31st 2002 and I was told you what day how I mean was on 2002 I'll tell you everything about that Paul I'm glad you're a Halloween fanatic and that's all that matters I got to let you go Paul you take care man this is me the Goosebumps book in the TV special and the VHS of The haunted mask crab by RL Stine peace out Paul have a great day and have a good

let me tell you about the history of my book Paul Goosebumps remember Goosebumps back in the 2000s Paul would that cartoon Network Marathon yeah that was on Halloween October 31st 2007 and 2008 Paul that's where my Goosebumps book created by RL Stine the very first book he ever did Paul and part of his career he did me first then they are books I'll tell you they are books Paul RL Stine did but you're right Paul RL Stine did not do Edgar and Ellen the books from 2003 and the cartoon on nicktoons Network in 2008 they have their own history Paul but me welcome to Dead house has its own show in 1996 and on VHS in 1997 Paul I glad you're a Goosebumps fan Paul you like RL Stine's work I'm glad you're a Halloween fan a horror fan you like to play video games I don't play video games Paul I'm a book but for one reason Paul you could turn the Goosebumps pages like night of the living dummy Paul remember that book or not it doesn't matter you're a huge fan anyways this is me goosebumps welcome to Dead House book number one Paul by RL Stine see you later Paul peace bye bye for now Paul you're right Paul I was created in 1992 you're born in 1995 see you later Paul ciao for now

nice to see you again Paul I am count chocula from general Mills 1971 I've been a mascot for a long time Paul just like frankenberry and boo Berry debut in 1973 we have fruit brute and fruity yummy Mummy in the 1980s by general Mills I've been around since those are monster characters Paul those are monsters cereal mascots I am different and I am a count Dracula character of chocolate and the bowl later on instead of those weird shape pieces they added ghost pieces to my cereal paw chocolate ghost frankenberry have strawberr ghost and boo Barry he's got blue flavored ghost in his cereal same thing with fruit brute and yummy Mummy inside of his bowl too Paul for one reason Paul used to eat me in 2002 and you got me again in 2004 that one dude he's totally obsessed with boo Barry remember totally obsessed Paul that show came out in the 2000s and his name I'll say the name for you Paul he's to eat boo Barry everyday of his life Paul when he was seven I'll say his name for you Paul it starts with the letter r and he was on the show totally upset and he's a huge fan of that cereal when he was 7 years old and that one scene he put away my box and he's like blah blah screw you screw me how dare he Paul how dare he picked on me count chocula and frankenberry and he likes the one boo Berry the mascot by Joe Mills the one monster mascot looks like a ghost in the front of the box his name is Roger bumpus there I said it Paul I said his name for you you happy Roger bumpus I don't like that man he's an idiot but for one reason Paul I like you because you're special because I'm count chocula and that stupid Roger bumpus I don't like him I'm glad tonight you're not watching tollway obsessed Paul because he is on that YouTube video peace out Paul I am count chocula from general Mills 1971 take it easy Paul

nice to see you again Paul I am the Edgar and Ellen poster from the nicktoons show aggron Ellen before they were on TV at the time Paul and United States in 2008 for one reason Paul it was created by a book series in the offer I'll say his name I'll definitely say his name for you Paul the offer who did Edgar and Ellen and they been around since 2003 2004 2005 and all the way to 2010 then in 2008 Paul I'll say this for you Paul it was the lease on the nicktoons Network in 2008 right after they're shorts in 2007 in Canada but in the United States picked up on nicktoons Network in 2008 besides the with Danny phantom 2004 SpongeBob 1999 and CatDog 1998 the nicktoons Network they've been around since 1991 but in the nicktoons Network since been around since 2007 and 2008 they changed the logo in 2005 Paul they want with the splat logo the white with the blue lettering they have like the one looks like a shaped like a glove and the lettering is like orange on the bottom this is before Edgar and Ellen debuted on the nicktoons Network in 2008 and 2005 they changed the logo Paul but the commercials on that channel is the same the 2000s was a great year Paul with Nickelodeon and Edgar and Ellen in the book offer too so stay smiling Paul this is me the Edgar and Ellen poster signing off peace out Paul and stave fan for the 49ers and and the Los Angeles Rams going to Australia in 2026 Paul it'll be a great game Paul back to school started yesterday on September 8th 2026 now it's their second day today of back to school their second day September September 9th 2026 their second day of the year those memories will be in your head forever Paul nostalgia a kid born in 1995 that you Paul peace out Paul this is me the Edgar and Ellen poster from nicktoons signing off those troublemakers and hopefully they stay out of trouble in the future in 2026 when they're movie if it does come out peace out Paul this is me the Edgar and Ellen poster signing off