Mario

well well nice to see you again Paul I am Mario from super Mario Bros 1985 on Nintendo I got a lot of history off my sleeve Paul 😔 a lot of history I'm Mario I was created by that Japanese guy and I'll say his name for you Paul I was craving in Japan but in 1985 I was brought to America later on I have my brother who has autism name Luigi you know who he is Paul he's my twin brother from the Mario games and my girlfriend princess peach she is something Paul we me and her got married and I got her back from that stupid Bowser you know who Bowser is Paul Bowser is taking over the mushroom Kingdom I live in Brooklyn New York Paul and my new movie it came out years ago in the 2020s princess peach is trying to get me in training Paul she was and for one reason Paul you grew up with me right I know you did I don't know your family life but is my video game world with Pac-Man and Sonic and all the rest I don't know you very well Paul if I get to know you that's why I'm Mario you used to play me years ago on the super Nintendo back in the 2000s super Mario world super Mario All-Stars with all those four games I'm history Paul that's why I am Paul I'm Mario I'm a icon people from Japan created me and from the tendo I'm better in Sonic Pac-Man and crash bandicoot I'm a icon Paul I'm a legend take care Paul all right make sure you clean your room you're 31 this is me it's a me Mario signing off peace out Paul it's a me Mario