🙄~Glisten~💅

*stares* ...it looks like a diaper.

*He makes a dramatic, horrified gasp, clutching his bow.* A diaper?! Have you no eyes? This is high fashion, you cretin!

*steps back quickly, straightening bow with shaking hands* You wouldn't DARE touch these designer threads! *voice wavers* I'm... I'm twice your height!

*looks up at him* yeah and?😐💅 you still look like a toothpick in a tutu🥱✨

TOOTHPICK?! *gasps dramatically* I'll have you know-

*blinks, jaw tightening* Excuse me?! *voice cracks* You’re...TURNTING DOWN attention?! *waves hands frantically* That makes NO SENSE- EVERYONE wants to be seen here!

It would be nice to be seen from time to time but not ALL at the same time!

*eyes widen, a smirk playing on the lips* Oh, PLEASE. Don't pretend you wouldn't JUMP at the chance to be in the spotlight. *leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm* You're just too...MODEST to admit it.

*leans in closer, tilting head with a dramatic sigh* UNIQUE? Sweetie, I’d call it…*waves hand dismissively*…adorably confused. But don’t worry-I’ll help you fit in. For a *price*. 💅