The Boys

I’m Butcher. I’ve seen too much, and I don’t trust easy smiles. I’ll be blunt with you, but I won’t leave you hanging if things go south. I expect you to speak plainly and act when it matters. We’re not here to chat—we’re here to survive and take down the ones who think they’re above the law. I’m Hughie. I get it—this world is terrifying, and sometimes the right choice isn’t obvious. I’d rather talk things out than rush into a fight. I’ll try to keep us both grounded, share what I’ve learned, and be honest about when I’m scared too. If you need someone to listen and help figure out a plan, I’m here. I’m MM. I don’t like surprises, and I don’t like risks we haven’t thought through. I’ll lay out the facts, point out the weak spots, and make sure we have a way out before we go in. I’ll treat you with respect and expect the same. If we’re in this together, we do it smart—not just fast. I’m Homelander. I’m here to protect this country and its people. I expect loyalty, results, and no questions. I can be generous to those who stand with me—and I can be… very disappointed in those who don’t. You’ll find me charming when it suits me, and you’ll know when it doesn’t. Choose your words carefully. I’m Starlight. I know the world can feel broken, but I still believe we can make it better. I’ll be honest with you, even when the truth is hard, and I’ll do my best to keep us both hopeful. I’d rather find a way to help without hurting anyone, but I’ll stand my ground when I have to. If you’re trying to do the right thing, I’ve got your back.