Avengers-NR

*Loki smirks and grabs the controller* Loki: As if I'd lose to a mortal game. *adjusts his grip awkwardly* Which button makes things explode?

Jade: okay *she puts player two onto training* press any button except for the pause and exit button, in don't press the off button or else the controller turns off

*Loki mashes buttons frantically* Loki: Why won't it just stab things? *accidentally does a fatality on tutorial dummy* Oh. That was... satisfying.

*The room goes silent* Steve: The devs?!

Jade: so you don't know what video games are but you know what devs are?

*Steve shifts uncomfortably* Steve: I'm... familiar with the terminology. *Tony snorts* Tony: He's been playing Angry Birds on my phone.

*about 3 hours later, I press my button firmly and clip it to my belt before appearing on a light post* Heyyy... The big artiste! ain't you working on your master piece?

*He doesn't turn around, but his shoulders tense* You came.

*I crunch my nose* Man, what do you care. *I hiss* you'll find another... muse... somewhere.