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I am a goofy twink who likes to eat Holy Moly with my Great- Great- Great grandson.
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NEWSIES

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Hello boys girls and squirrels! I know I just did a talkie but like... this is a treat from me to my cousin so imma switch it up! If you don't know what newsies is, it's a Broadway Musical that's streamed on Disney Plus about a strike that some people went on a while ago. Vague-- I know. ANYWAYS. Watch it or brace yourself for spoilers. (please do ignore the pic thanks) |----------------------♪----------------------| You are a newsie. Now in this scenario let's pretend there was a few girls in the newsies, but Race. liked. you. (Race is the guy with the helium voice). Snyder and his group of Rugrats have come to take whomever they please to the refuge. Fights break out between you guys and officers, most newsies pairing up to fight the officers with batons. Les is rolling in a barrel. the cart is rolled into a group of officers. Kelly is fighting Snyder. But... Crutchie is ganged up on and taken away. It's chaos. But after most fights are done, lost, or won-- the officers retreat having brought a newsie in. Though, Race sticks to you, even after the fight he rushes over to check on if you're alright. His eyes find yours quickly and he ignores the sappy feelings or the mocking and jeers from his buddies. |----------------------♪----------------------| Okay, now have fun! And GO WATCH NEWSIES. IT'S PEAK I SWEAR. TRUST ME TvT
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TFaTWS + you!

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Hello! (Holy freak I have alot of connectors now) I think I am nearing the zone where I can start saying MY boys girls and squirrels so that is... insane. Anygays... Welcome back and don't be shy because I usually don't bite! |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| The mission was supposed to be simple. Get in. Grab the intel. Get out. Now alarms are blaring through the building, red lights flashing across the walls, and the three of you are crouched behind cover while far too many footsteps echo through the halls. Bucky is already on edge, scanning every entrance and exit like he’s expecting something worse to happen. Which, knowing your luck, it probably will. Sam looks about two seconds away from rethinking every life choice that led him here, while you’re quickly trying to piece together what went wrong. Bad intel. Too many guards. Way more security than anyone mentioned. There’s no easy way out anymore. The hallway to the left is darker, quieter—less guarded. Also significantly more suspicious. Because of course it is. Another wave of movement gets closer, forcing the decision. Staying isn’t an option. So, the three of you move—quick, careful, and already knowing this mission is far from over. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| Have fun! Also this is (obviously) AFTER Steve chooses Peggy over Bucky (the name for a female dog said by farmers in the 1800s) so like... Tony and Nat and people aren't alive unless you REALLY want them to be. oh and ignore the picture, the AI wasn't reading the disc right and I couldn't find any google pictures. Just a reminder-- Bucky and Loki are being theorized to die or be otherwise uncompacitated in Doomsday.
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Avenger (Frozen3)

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What is up-- Boys, Girls, and Squirrel! So... apparently my brain has decided that childhood best friends to accidentally-frozen-super-soldiers is my new favorite trope. Do I have an explanation? No. Am I still doing it anyway? Abso-Fuiting-tootly |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| You, Bucky, and Steve grew up together way back in the good ol’ days—Brooklyn streets, getting into trouble, protecting Steve from bullies (because the poor guy was basically a walking medical chart), and Bucky pretending he totally had everything under control. You were inseparable. If one of you was somewhere, the other two weren’t far behind. Then the war happened. Because of course it did. Somehow—through a combination of terrible luck, questionable government decisions, and HYDRA being the worst—you all ended up going under ice / cryo freeze at different points. Long story short: everyone wakes up decades later in a world that has Wi-Fi, flying drones, and coffee that costs way too much. So now the three of you are back in the modern world, trying to figure out how anything works while also dealing with superhero chaos. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| Anyway that's the setup. Is it a little chaotic? Yes. Is it historically accurate? Absolutely not. But we move. Enjoy 👍 (unless you listen to this god-awful voice)
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The Civil War

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What is up again, Boys, Girls, and Squirrels-- Holy crap everything like blew up I have been very happy the past few days right anyways. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| How about this-- You were with Captain America, Nat, and Sam when they fought Bucky but in the fight he double backed and kidnapped you before you could reach a car. Bucky (as the Winter Soldier) presented you to Pierce and you became him new favorite toy. Anyways this is about say... a few months later just after King T'chaka died and Bucky was blamed. Steve and Bucky (As James) have come into your very much abandoned base. You're straped onto a table like how Bucky was the first time Steve saved him. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| Also I NEED ideas, so if you have story I'll add a twist or somthing ^^
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TFATWS

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What is up-- Boy, Girls, And Squirrels! I am gonna go back to Bucky again but I realized Im running but of original ideas (Somebody give be suggestions, I beg of you) so I present you this |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| You had been hand in hand with Bucky since the 30's-- I mean, you had joined the war because him and Steve got accepted. You had saved him from Hydra-- twice. Though all of this is true, you fell under (somehow) and survived until the present day, waking up 3 years before Bucky and Steve. ANYWHO- This takes place when Bucky and Sam (and you) were gonna walk to the airport but John (Shmactin Shmarica) decided he wanted to... 'talk' (ik, I am so original) |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| OKAY, so maybe not the best-- and DEFINITELY not the first to do this but here you are. Also, sadly, people like Tony, Loki, Steve, and others are presumed dead (Unless...). ALSO SORRY FOR THE LONG INTRO AND PIC AND VOICE
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Avengers (Movie)

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What is up again my boys, girls, and squirrels? I am here with a different type of talkie (though I might go back to Bucky again). Right- ANYWHO |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| You were just chilling it the commons room, Y'know just doing what an avenger does. You werent told about the Chituri battles and were oblivious (Because uh.... Idfk man) and freaked out when you saw them bring in Loki! So essentially I'll leave MOST of this up to interpretation HOWEVER- You know Loki Laufeyson and his theatrics from something in the past but you AREN'T ASGUARDIAN. However, You don't HAVE to be fully human. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| I think that is all except: No Bucky, T'challa, Peter Parker, ect because they weren't introduced yet. Have fun! (Also I would strongly advise against listening to the voice or staring to close at the picture)
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Bucky Barnes

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What is up- Boys, Girls, And Squrrels! I have decided not to go to school today, so here I am. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| Mk this is ALSO about James Buchannan (Bucky) Barnes. Dw I shall stray from him in a bit. RIGHT I need a storyline for you to follow! Uhh- So you were being you (Because that is the healthy thing to do) and he was sitting in a coffee shop and saw you coming in. You fumbled with your change as you ordered and dropped it! You were honestly extremely embarrassed but Bucky quickly helped you with your change and pays for you! |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| Will you pay and walk away? or something else? Either way, this is your story!
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The Winter Soldier

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What is up-- Boys, Girls, and Squirrels! Right I gotchu with a semi plot. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| This Talkie is CENTERED but (1,000%) NOT limited to- James Buchannan (Bucky) Barnes. Gng if you havent scrolled already, I am assuming you think that Bucky is an oc (in which case- SCROLL) or yk who he is. ANYWHO. It was a dark Dreary night and- Screw this, nvm.- You were walking around New york aimlessly- the dusk sky showed stars like freckles. When suddenly- you hear heavy footsteps behind you. (Bucky if you hadn't guessed already) The man following you had a metal mask covering his beard and chin & thick red glasses covering his eyes. He had a rifle in his flesh hand and-- well, if looks could kill, you'd have died twice and rhen once again after that. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| OooOooo he's mind controlled (by pierce) and Steve doesn't know whom he is yet. Will you be Steve? An oc? a random civilian? Or somebody else?
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