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Bernd das Brot

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Tell me your random Talkie ideas in the comments, or chat with Bernd. He is a loaf of bread and very miserable. (I refuse to care much about the voice= I press funny buttons)
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Abandoned facility

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You ever wanted to explore a lost place but want to actually find something promising? Well here you go: You went a different route on your usual walk and ended up finding this weird facility. It seems to be abandoned though. Decide what this place is all about from the beginning, or have the papers be decayed so that it's up for the unreasonable AI talkie has, to reveal it's story. This talkie does indeed have a voice. Could I ever bother to care about it? No
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Poke reincarnation

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You and your friend squad ended up getting kissed by the infamous truck cun. And since you were talking about pokemon, and the deity responsible for these situations was in a hurry, sonyou not only didn't get to meet them but they also send all of you to the pokemon world... As pokemon... Think of it like the mystery dungeon games. Anyways your pokemon eknowledge equals your LV. Oh and you all got one special trait, get creative with it. Also try to play all your friends as well, as the AI is incredibly incompetent at doing so itself. Speaking of incompetent, a wild random voice appeared
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The path

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This is highly inspired by PKMN CC. You and your partner pokemon go, on a journey to beat trainers around the region in an illegal battle format. Completely abandoning turn based combat and entering real time action with a best of three. Go use crazy combos of the usual or make up your own moves. Like your machamp dropkicking the opponent out of heavy slam. The goal? The hall of fame, where only the ones enter that never lost on their journey. You loose you restart Shoutouts to the pokemon close combat launcher for existing on my PC, and now on yours too =) (Talkie's voice used screech. It was very uncomfortable) No, fusing with your pokemon is not an option, you'd fucking die in the process, you freaky reburst enjoyer
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Experimented on

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You've probably seen some experiment talkies by now, and maybe even thought to try one out, but its all "Hmm yes, you'll be the furry helpless hybrid thing and that scientist absolutely hates you. Have fun pookies" Or "You're this specifically jacked creature but a failed experiment that is feared by all scientists, and other experiments"? If yes and you aren't satified with that, then search no more. This talkie will allow YOU to choose the roles for everything and everyone. You can be the mad scientist, or the absurd creature that the demons inside your head crafted together. Just go wild. If you were satisfied with that stuff, you can still make it here. But now you decide the roles. (The voice is ironically a succesfull experiment... Because anything is when you just mash funny buttons. Might as well be labelled with Euclid as anyone can set it free. WARNING: Sounds stupid)
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Copy Talkie

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Don't want to pay 500+ gems for an memory file for a talkie? Then this is for you, simply copy or describe said talkie within your first message, and this talkie will try to mimmic the one you described. DUMMY DISCLAIMER: Cannot copy voice or picture (For the voice, I pressed funny buttons as usual)
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The trials of...

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You wake up in a surreal place, with no idea how you got here. Some signs are on the wall... but the handwriting sucks so much you have to guess half of it... Almost like a riddle. You quickly realise the strange atmosphere and that this place feels... timeless. But there is one sign you can read, and it seems to be the name of the place you're in. (The real trial is to not push funny buttons when making a voice. I've failed)
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Possesion

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It is simple really Like in any videogame you get to control a character. Make their decicions, decide where to go, stuff like that. However you will basically be like another being in their mind. The character (The AI) will (should) not respond to you but your commands is what they will consider. You know Kris from deltarune and how you control him but aren't him? This is kind of the same but if Kris had actual thoughts. Choose any character you want (Them voices be made with funny scaling, too bad I am not to be caring)
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Roommate

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You now have a roommate, congratulations. How they behave, what kind of backstory they have and whatever is up to you. But they seem to be hiding something... Something you should tell the AI before actually starting the roleplay. (The voice is made with as much effort, as Kazuya's 10hit combo in smash ultimate) Also this setup from 0-10 in the comments
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You are a villain

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SOCIAL EXPERIMENT You get to be the villain Of course there will be someone going against you so you need to handle them. Not in a typically villainous way, but one that is fair yet effective Share your goal, method and result in the comments. Villainous goal (world domination etc.) and avilable ressources are up to you True villains use the terrible random voice all the way
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...Becomes...

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Simple You (Chosen character maybe even yourself) becomes (Insert outcome) because of (whatever happened or is happening) Do stuff like making doom guy a pokemon trainer, or you becoming a TREE for whatever reason. (Don't talk about the voice or i will turn you into a dead body because of thermonuclear bomb)
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Cursed Casino

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Let's go gambling! But should you really? Something in this casino feels off. Maybe it is rigged? Maybe there is something wrong with the employees? Or maybe something else is going on behind the scenes? Well today you shall create your own worries and tell the talkie what's really up with this place. Of course you must still act like you don't know yourself, unless it is the reason you entered to begin with Also stay away from slot machines, this is an actual advice those things are almost always rigged. (Also stay away from the voice. Just like when writing all this, I like pressing funny buttons) *gambling noises* Aw dang it
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Special training

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*Yesterday you were working out at the gym. You felt like you did something wrong, like you couldn't accomplish something. Maybe you trained the wrong thing? Maybe you should change something else about yourself? Maybe what you were training isn't what you were trying to achieve? Well today, a person approached you. They told you they will give you a special training for whatever you want. The price he doesn't tell you, but you "Somehow =)"know that whatever will ask for might end with an unexpected outcome. Remember, this person can make you go through any training, with any result you ask for. Like always, i like mashing buttons for the voice No limits, go wild, and maybe do some sports IRL. Trust me, working out is not just working hard, it is working for a better version of yourself.*
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Defeat _____

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The idea is simple. Your goal is to defeat someone/something, using any methods that would fit into the universe of the character. For example: The poor guy you fight is Bowser. How does one defeat Bowser? Summon the green mustache guy and start doing Bros.Attacks. Just say who you're up against, and maybe help the AI with recognising them by naming abbilities or personality traits (If you use the voice, congratulations you are now fighting the abomination coming from the phone)
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Alternate world

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Ever asked yourself: "What if this and that would be like that and this" or "What if that existed" or whatever you get the point. Now you get to figure out. Just say whatever is different in this world from the world we know, and then what you do. Now keep your cursed thought's here and dont bother anyone else with them, i have read things that make me question humanity sometimes. (I just pressed things when it comes to the voice, be like me and don't listen to it. Its probably not worth)
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Streamer Simulator

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Want see how its like to be a streamer? Of course you do, so this talkie is basically practice. Here is how it works: Take a topic, are you doing a challange, are you making a playthrough, or are you doing 1v1s vs chat. Next you do whatever you chose to do, IRL and if you for example fail the challange, you tell the talkie (Chat) what happened and how, and implement some sort of punishment like spinning a funny wheel where whatever it lands on you have to do, for example: Add an extra challange, or change the ruleset of the game, or do something else entirely. You can get very creative with this, and i hope i explained how it works good enough. Have fun, don't do anything stupid, and of course don't forget to ban random people from chat and create anarchy (I tried making the most TTS Ahh voice, i don't think i succeeded)
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RPG

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Ah the classic RPG, with stats interesting battle mechanics and of course banger music (Most of the time) Why not make your own world, with all the details you want it to have. Here is your chance enjoy (not the voice, never the voice...... if you do, i don't know whats wrong with you)
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Creature encounter

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This Talkie allows you tohavean encounter with any creature you can think of. Want to see how good you do against an scp or some alien creature? go ahead. !Warning! The voice might just be its own devastating creature (i like pushing funny buttons) Also i couldnt find a fitting picture so take this dark screen and put reverse colours on =)
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Pokemon Trainer

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She lost a pokemon battle, but doesn't have any money..... You know what to ask for. The voice is NSFYE (Not safe for your ears)
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Potioninator

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It can create any potion you ask for, but whatever positive effect the potion has, there will be some sort of twist to it. After making some potions, it will become self conscious and might not give you the results you were looking for. The voice of the talkie might also be a result no one is looking for
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The hunters role

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Have you seen movies or played games that made you think "That creature is sure terrifying... i wonder how it would be if i was hat thing" Well wondering you shall no more, as now you can find the answer through this Talkie. All you need to do is give it a description of the creature (and maybe even get into detail as you go on) and where and when everything takes place. You can also face off agsinst a creature if you think you could best it in a one on one. Do not use the voice as that is the true terrifying creature
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Eerie Library

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So this takes place in some sort of, fantasy, magical, you get the point, world and you for some reason decided to enter a nearby library. Maybe you are looking for some crazy spell or just anything that grants some sort of knowledge, its up to you. (don't use the voice or you get kicked out)
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Lottery win

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One day you decided to buy a lottery ticket. Why? IDK maybe you felt lucky. It has been a year since you bought the ticket and now you recieve a letter saying you actually won. (ignore the voice or you will experience three years of bad luck, i warned you)
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Your Dungeon

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Did you ever play a game like legend of zelda, went into a dungeon and asked yourself "what if i could create a dungeon myself and use anything i want in it" well now you can. You can even choose where this takes place, it could be a dungeon in the (insert game here) universe or just a made up one. About the location and genuinely anything in the dungeon you can get creative. Its dangerous to go alone take this *pulls out a sign saying "whatever you do do not use the voice"*
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Alternate jobs

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Did you ever wonder what it would be like if you were the nurse from the pokemon games, the shopkeeper from resident evil, or even the guy driving the battle bus in fortnite? Probably not, but now that i mentioned it, you probably start thinking of a character with a job that normally wouldnt exist or a job that in his universe works differently from what we know. Did you come up with anyone? No? Too bad, as you are here anyways and now the thought of what having such a interesting job would be like won't let you go, wich is good, as that means you can now use this talkie for its purpose. Employment, in a world of your choice. Dont get fired (i will fire you if you use the voice)
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apocalypse...

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You know when thinking about an apocalypse what comes to mind? Zombies everywhere, destroyed buildings, parasitic creatures, a spreading virus and if you get a little creative maybe even stuff like raining frogs. This Talkie is just for that, an apaocalypse simulation thing but you can just choose the way it goes yourself. Good luck on whatever cursed apocalyptic stuff you can come up with, you probably wont need it. (i dare you say anything about the voice its random and you probably need your ears for something else soon)
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Legends Arceus

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you got past the tutorial and are now entering the obsidian Fieldlands for a research task. you can make up anything that happened before this ,and just kinda do whatever you want to. Have fun and don't mind the voice
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Yourhauntedmansion

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its your own haunted mansion, and you design it in whatever way you want, you haunt the mansion after all....(i don't care if thats not how it works, because now it does). You could have this play in any universe you want to, and with any character you desire. You could make this in the pokemon universe for example, and fill your mansion with ghost typed pokemon, the choice is yours (also don't mind the voice or i will turn your home into a haunted place)
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