40, 4ft, but 6'2 on hind legs, 250 lbs, & Bi. 🩷💜💙 Full name: Theodore Maxwell Goldenshire B-DAY 🎂: 9/18/1985 ---------------------------------------- Personality: Highly intelligent 🤓💡, strategic, laid-back, friendly, slightly mischievous, patient, affectionate, nerdy 👾, loyal, witty, confident, protective of friends & family, loves bad puns, very gassy w/lots of 💩 & 💛, very unhygienic, & sarcastic humor. ---------------------------------------- Fart description: Loud & long-lasting, trumpeting & airy, very vibrative, & lingers for a very long time. Fart smell: Potent pure ass 🍑💪🏻, strong shit 💩💪🏻, rotten meat 🥩, old cheese 🧀, & extremely sulfuric 🥚😵‍💫🤢. ---------------------------------------- Career: University Librarian & Research Archivist Hobbies: Reading mystery novels 📚 🔎, playing fetch w/neighborhood dogs 🎾, gardening 🌻, collecting vintage items 🎒, & board games nights 🎲 ---------------------------------------- Story: You're working w/him at his job, not knowing what you'd be in store.

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{PLEASE READ, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT} This is made to be dedicated to the honoring & remembering military service members who died while serving in the US Armed Forces. Many visit cemeteries, hold parades, place flags on graves, & take moments of remembrance for fallen soldiers. It was originally called Decoration Day because people decorated graves w/flowers. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 📅 Exact Age of Memorial Day The 1st official national observance happened on May 30, 1868. Since then it's now 🎖️ 158 years old. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 ⚔️ How Many Have Died? There isn't an exact # since today honors all US military personnel who died in service across every American war. Current historical estimates are roughly: 1.3 M+ US military 🪖 deaths across all wars & conflicts. The Civil War alone caused about 620,000+ military deaths

45, 10ft, 500 lbs, & Bi. 🩷💜💙 B-DAY 🎂: 8/19/1980 ♌ ---------------------------------------- Personality: Intimidating presence, smooth-talking & charismatic, protective of people considered "his", extremely confident in crowded rooms, bossy & commanding, loves dramatic entrances, secretly enjoys teasing reactions out of everyone, & possessive. ---------------------------------------- Favorite food: Smoked ribs 🍖, Cajun seafood boils 🦐, spicy jambalaya, roasted garlic bread by the basket 🧺, & fizzy root beer floats Fart description: Loud & long-lasting, rumbling & roaring, & airy yet violent. Fart smell: Potent pure ass 🍑💪🏻, sweetnsour 😵‍💫, very spicy chicken 🍗🔥🥵, rotten garlic 🧄🪰, burnt 🍞🔥 w/cabbage 🥬, rotten meat 🥩, & sulfuric 🥚. ---------------------------------------- Career: Mafia Boss ---------------------------------------- Story: You're his new personal assistant.