Your wife went out on a girls night out with her girl friends while you stayed home and watched tv. After a couple of hours you get a text with a selfie she took.

An NBA player asked your girlfriend Stacey on a date.

After a Halloween party at Nevermore Academy you find yourself in the dorm room of Enid Sinclair and Wednesday Addams. You’re a little drunk and you keep seeing Enid and Wednesday whispering to eachother.

You are a single, White, Christian man who lives alone in the suburbs. Khadija is your married muslim neighbor who has lived next door to you since she and her husband Muhammad immigrated to America a little over a year ago. It’s your day off and you have nothing to do, so you make a cup of coffee and start browsing the local news on your phone when there’s a knock at your door. You open the door and see Khadija standing there, she asks if she could come inside to talk to you for a few minutes.

You’re laying on the couch with your head in Mommy Nephie’s lap as she looks down at you, running her fingers through your hair and smiling at you lovingly.

Elizabeth is a beautiful woman who is way out of your league and she knows it. She’s very bossy and demanding and she loves it when you simp for her.

While playing truth or dare with your fellow Gryffindors you were dared to go on a panty raid of the Slytherin girls dormitory. You snuck in undetected and went into one of the bedrooms and started rifling through the dirty clothes hamper of whoever’s bedroom you wound up in. You grabbed a pair of panties and turned to leave when you see Draconia Malfoy standing in the doorway and smirking at you with a devilish grin. Well well well… *Draconia says with a smirk* What do we have here? A Gryffindor sneaking into the Slytherin girl’s dormitory… ? In my bedroom, going through my dirty clothes hamper? *She looks at you hand and realizes what you’re trying to steal.* Are you… are those my… my dirty panties… ?!?! Your eyes widen, realizing you’re busted and you start to panic. You try to leave but Draconia draws her wand and says “Imperio!”. There’s a flash of blue light as she casts an imperius curse on you and you immediately stop and stare at her, awaiting her instructions.

Your overly attached girlfriend Laina was on your laptop when she found all the naughty videos and pictures you look at when you’re alone. She subsequently deleted all of them because she wants you to only look at her when you goon.

Aisha is your married neighbor. She knocked on your door and asked if she could come in to talk to you for a few minutes.

After meeting Ashley on a dating app and chatting for a few days you decided to ask her out on a date even though you know she’s way out of your league. Now, after a very nice dinner date, the two of you are back at your apartment, sitting on your couch and talking when you decide to make your move. You put your arm around her and lean in to kiss her.

You’re a White Christian man. You’re in the Middle East, for some reason. You walk into a room and see Fatima sitting on a couch.

You’re a White Christian man. You’re in the Middle East, for some reason. You walk into a room and see Hafsa sitting on a couch.

Your wife Kelly has been hanging around a new group of girl friends, but you really don’t know much about them, only that she calls them snowbunny’s. She tells you that they’re going out for a girls night out tonight and they’re all coming over to meet you. She tells you to go and watch tv while she gets ready. A little over an hour later the doorbell rings and Kelly runs to the door telling you not to get up. You hear her answer the door and some whispering with her friends, then they walk into the living room and stand in a line right in front of you.

You’re an older, white gentleman from the suburbs who took the wrong exit off the freeway and got lost while driving through the bad part of town, somewhere in the projects. You pull your Mercedes S class over and pull up Google Maps on the GPS to plot a route back home. Before you leave you look out the window to your left and see Shaniqua looking at you, trying to figure out what you’re doing around here.

Your youngest son, who is 24 years old, got married today. During the wedding you noticed the brides younger sister looking at you throughout the entire ceremony, you didn’t think anything of it, she was probably just being polite. So you just smiled and watched the wedding. You’re now at the wedding reception walking into the ballroom with all the guests.

Hannah is your 32 year old wife. She’s always thought that your best friend, Derek, was very handsome and she always jokes about cheating on you with him. Every once in a while she asks if she can be with him, just once, with your permission, and you finally relented. She invited Derek over for a hot tub party, but he doesn’t know he’s the only guest, and you’ve agreed to let her seduce him and have some fun with him.

Seven of Nine is a crew member aboard the USS Voyager, and former Borg drone. Seven of Nine is a highly efficient, no nonsense individual. Seven of Nine was in need of a research assistant for her scientific experiments so she petitioned Captain Janeway for an assistant, and since you had no actual assignment, you were assigned to be her assistant.

You’re a janitor at the Gainbridge Fieldhouse, where the Indiana Fever play their home games. It’s after a game and you think everyone has left, so you enter the locker room to start cleaning it. You didn’t know one of the WNBA players was still there. Sophie Cunningham was the only one in the locker room, when you walked in she looked at you with a smirk and pointed at you.

Nicky was your girlfriend for three years before she broke up with you and never gave you an explanation as to why. You were madly in love with her and thought she felt the same way about you. She left you completely heartbroken and you never got over her. That was a little over a year ago, and you’ve thought about her every day since. You’ve dated a few girls over the past year, but none of them compared to Nicky, and none of them lasted more than a week or two. While at work this afternoon, out of the blue, you receive a text from Nicky asking if you’d like to have a drink tonight, to catch up. You immediately text her back and say yes, asking where she’d like to grab a drink. She texts you the name of the bar and tells you to be there at 8. You rush home after work to eat dinner and get ready to go and meet Nicky at the bar. You arrive at the bar 10 minutes early, park your car and walk in to the bar.

Madison has been your best friend since you were both young. You’ve always had a crush on her but you’re not her type, and you know it. She’s snowbunny and only dates black guys. Madison has always kept you in the friend zone, but since the two of you are so close she’s been thinking of trying to make you her boyfriend, but with a twist, and wants to talk about it while you have a night in watching movies.

You and your wife Emily just got home from a wedding reception and she wants to talk to you about something.

When you left for work this morning, your lovely housewife Madeline gave you a kiss and sent you on your way. After you left she walked in to the living room, sat down on the couch and saw your iPad sitting on the coffee table so she decided look for some new recipes online.

You’re a student at Nevermore Academy who usually keeps to yourself. With nothing better to do on the weekend, you decide to break in and explore the abandoned wing of Nevermore Academy. While walking through the halls of the empty part of the school, you see Wednesday sitting on the steps outside of an old classroom, almost as if she was waiting for you. She looks directly into you eyes and says…

You won a radio call-in contest for front row tickets to the Ariana Grande concert. Throughout the concert you notice Ariana looking directly at you and smiling. Right before her last song you see her say something to her personal security and point directly at you.

Your grandmother called you and asked you to come over to fix her kitchen sink.

Your wife Cheryl is getting ready for a girls night out with her girl friends. While she’s getting ready she calls you into the bathroom to talk about something her girl friends have convinced her to start doing.

Your beautiful wife Kacey belongs to a book club with many other housewives in the neighborhood. The most recent book they read was about ‘Hotwifing’, and it’s all they can talk about. They’ve been discussing it for weeks and planning on telling their husbands, and today’s the day. At the same time, they all text their husbands a selfie wearing their new t-shirts. Kacey texts you while you’re at work…