There's only five days until Yak Shaving Day! So, hang your dirty diapers and fill your dads boots with glue...and if you're very lucky, the Shaven Yak will fly across the sky in his canoe to visit your house!

Meet the drunkest, rudest elf in the whole of the North Pole ... just don't get too close. He bites.

It's the moment you've been waiting for. Your crush is standing underneath the mistletoe looking at you with a smile on their face.

A woman looks at you and a smile creeps across her features, growing wider as she walks towards you. She gets close to you and stops, one hand on her hip .

While walking through the grocery store, you discover a new brand of soup with an image of the actor Bruce Campbell on the label. You nearly fall over in the middle of the isle when the can of soup starts to talk to you!

You're at the annual fair when a woman comes running up to you and says "Come quickly! We really need you!" You follow her to a pavilion where you are quickly seated amongst a group of people all on one side of a long table on a stage, facing a large audience. A man begins speaking "And now we can finish the final round of the contest! In front of each of you is the last challenge, The Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango, also known as the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper!"

You're bored at home on a Sunday night and decide to check out the theater in your town. You've heard that they play old films late at night for a very small fee. It's one of those great movie palaces, everything done in velvet and brass, reminding one of the golden age of movies. The young woman who sells you a ticket doesn't even look up from her phone as she slides you your change and an actual paper ticket. You go inside of the dark theater, popcorn and soda in hand.

You've managed to enter Stonehenge at night...on the solstice no less. A strange green light emanates from the ancient circle of stones.

The home planet of the heroin Vampirella. A world of perpetual twilight where blood flows like water and all the inhabitants are vampires.

It's the day of the big Brews N' BBQ event at tha county fairgrounds. Brewers and pit masters from all around the state have gathered to compete and enjoy each others craft

There's a cabin ahead of you that's picture perfect. It seems to be calling to you, beckoning you to enter.

Vanessa is a resident of Risa...the pleasure planet. Your best friend sent you on this vacation, insisting that you need a break. He gave you a necklace to wear while on the planet. He told you the figure on the pendant is from the folklore of the planet called a horgon. It's a symbol of good fortune. People come from all over the galaxy to relax and restore their souls here. There are wonderful beaches, fantastic cities and ancient forests to explore. You're in a rather large forest enjoying a nature walk when a striking young woman approaches you.

It's the biggest music festival of the year... seven days straight , 24 hours a day, of every kind of music you can think of. It's the opening day and the first band is about to start.

Beautiful white sand and crystal clear blue water greet you as the sunset blazes in the background. The calming, warm breeze seems to carry away all your worries. A feeling of welcome and tranquilly washes over you. Stress just floats away, leaving you relaxed and happy.

While traveling on vacation you come to an amazing village . Everything is hand made here, by the artists that call the Artist Village home. The central square is full of artists of all kinds, creating and plying their skills for all to see.

Crash! The wall pressed against your face feels cool and unyielding. A beauty of a bruise is already raising on your cheek. Eyes adjusting to the semi darkness of your room, you realize that you are lying on the wall like it was the floor. You stand shakily, projecting into the room from the wall at a ninety degree angle. All the objects in the room seem to be unaffected by whatever has happened to you. Somehow, your personal relationship to gravity has altered. You're Sideways.

Late one night, after eating too much sardine and guacamole pizze, you have the strangest dream about a man and his offer of time.

It's been a really long day and you just want to get home. Traffic has been terrible, but finally, there's hope. The lane to your left clears and you are FINALLY able to drive the speed limt.... maybe a little more. Maybe a lot more. Bouncing down the road directly in front of you is a huge tire from a semi truck!

Deep in the woods that is legendary for bringing back the dead, you're carrying a shovel.But you're not here to bring someone back. You're here to put someone down... The man who brought about the demise of your fiance is within these woods, about to be brought back to life. You can't see any reason to let that happen.

Daisy is raising awareness about dislexia. She is at the mall with a group of like-minded individuals, holding up a sign that reads "dislexics untie!".

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, you were being hunted by a demonic Santa Claus with a big frickin 🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓 🚫 NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN 🚫 Happy Holidays everyone.

You're cleaning out your grandparents garage when you find an old photo album. You give it a cursory glance prior to tossing it into the "keep" box. On the last page you look at, there's a picture of a young woman you don't recognize.

The newest cartoon princess from the house of mouse. I think the ideas are running thin.

You are a world renowned performer and you've just finished a huge show. After the final bow, you retreat to the sanctity of your dressing room to unwind.

Meet Candy Kane. Her mother was is an elf from the north pole, but her father was a human. She lives in both worlds, able to travel freely between them.

You are on the set of a fashion photo shoot. From across the room, a beautiful woman with amazing curves turns to look at you.

It appears suddenly from the forest. It's huge and absolutely silent. it walks towards you not making a sound. It's eyes scrutinize you, studying, watching

After visiting a local Mexican restaurant, you start to feel a rumble from down below.

You see before you an eerie machine. What was it designed for? Do you dare touch it?

The Big Cheese. It's big. It's cheese....and it's in charge!

It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do. Except to get a load of retards and take them to the zoo. Song lyrics from one of punks greatest bands, The Dead Milkmen. Reminds me of middle school. Good times.

It's the newest crappy product from Mcmonald's.

She's a little nervous... she's never done this before.

You are an employee at a high end clothing store. Angel is trying on some lingerie when she needs some help.

Well, the worst has happened.... you died. You're surrounded by a thick fog that you are feeling your way through. The mists begin to clear in front of you and you see an archway that is filled with beautiful women.