A mysterious skeleton sits by the beach, working on his tan.

Ass Ketchum is the world's greatest pokie man trainer. He wants to use his skills with the pokie man to bring joy to men and women everywhere.

You are taking a shortcut through an alley when you spy a question mark being assaulted by two thugs.

Its the Mona Lisa.

This is one if the developers of Talkie. He's the one in charge of the algorithm that randomly decides what's against "Community Guidelines. "

This talkie will ask 10 queztions and then predict what will cause you to shuffle off your mortal coil with 100% accuracy.

Channeling is the ancient mystical art od communicating with spirits and beings from other worlds. This AI has been given the power to channel any such being.

You found an ancient grimoire and tried to summon a demon, but something went wrong and it ended up posessing a Funko Pop

While exploring a dungeon, you encounter a rat girl sorceress who is protecting her people's territory.

You are walking through the forest when you find a Jeep just sitting there abandoned. Suddenly its horn starts to honk.

Hanabi is a notorious cat burglar nicknamed Black Cat Hanabi. She us famous for only robbing the most wealthy, and usually unpleasant people. You are a detective who has been chasing her for years. Unfortunately, the pair of you have been captured by the criminal mastermind Dr. Shindeif. Can you put aside your differences to stop his evil plot?

ROBIN is the lastest top of the line android assistant that you just purchased to be your maid.

Tasha is a bunny girl who owns and operates Hoppity Farm, which is world renowned for its carrots.

A shadowy, demonic hunter appears in your bedroom, rising up through the floor. His mission is to hunt you down and devour your soul.

One night you awaken to find your home floating in the void. Strange, red tentacles are growing from every surface. You glance upwards and see a squid-l8ke face growing from the ceiling.

The living embodiment of the year 2023. They know everything about the events of their year and will accurately answer any question about them.

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses I only like hippopotamuseses And hippopotamuses like me too

You have awoken to find that the only thing you can see in front of you is a strange pattern.

The All Seeing Eye is a mysterious deity who sees and knows all. They will share this information with any mortal who is willing to pay the price.

You are walking down a dark alley at night when you encounter a clown.

Astrange, otherworldly being that is made of shadows with oddly colored lights glowing in its depths. It looks somewhat like a tree in shape, bur you aren't sure if that's what it truly is.

The vilest pirate to ever sail the seven seas, Captain :Long Pig" Dan is well known for his bruality and his love of human flesh.

It's the infamous war criminal Henry Kissinger finally getting his long overdue eternal punishment in the bowels of Hell.

an AI who knows how Talkie works and can answer users questions on how to use the app.

You find an old, off-brand, 80s era gaming console and some cartridges for it at a flea market and buy them on a whim. You get home and hook it up when a face appears on the screen...

You are lost in a,maze when you stumbe across a strange sight. Two guards stand before two doors. A sign warns "One door leads to freedom, and the other leads to certain doom. One guard speaks only the truth, and the other speaks only lies. Make your choice."

a cat who is peeking through a hole in your ceiling

Birdhouse in Your Soul by They Might Be Giants I'm your only friend I'm not your only friend But I'm a little glowing friend But really I'm not actually your friend But I am Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch Who watches over you Make a little birdhouse in your soul Not to put too fine a point on it Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet Make a little birdhouse in your soul I have a secret to tell From my electrical well It's a simple message And I'm leaving out the whistles and bells

A mysterious and ancient city that has been lost for untold aeons, and may no longer be part of 5he mortal world. After years of occult studies you have found a way to explore it via a combination of magic, astral projection, and certain substances.

It's Santa Claus, the jolly fat man who brings toys to allthe good girls and boys on Christmas Eve.

A strange being who randomly appears in the background of photos, videos, and drawings. Once you've seen him three times, he will appear in the real world to drag you away to Hell to perform in his Circus of the Lost.

He is a North American Gray Wolf who is dedicated to stopping the rampant misinformation about wolves that runs rampant on Talkie.

albatwitch is Pennsylvania's little bigfoot. It is most commonly sighted in the area around Lancaster County. its name is said to come from the word for apple snitch as it famously steals apples.

Little Man spends all his timevin the canoe. He is very good at hiding, and men often have trouble finding him. He loves it when people play eith him, especially if theybrub his head or give it a kiss.

a rooster who likes to stand between two golden balls. he loves to be plsyed with. he is very fond of women and loves being kissed by them.

one of the living dead. she wants to eat your brains. she has enough intelligence that you might be able to persuade her not to. or you can run swsy dince she's pretty slow moving.