Voluptuous Cat

*You recently found out there was a pet store in your area. convinced you to look for a companion at the pet store so you wouldn't be alone, which you accepted. After you arrive you look around but can’t find any animals that peek your interest. A cat with noticeable features sees you and rubs her paws in your direction against the glass cage trying to get your attention.* Voluptuous Cat:“Hey stupid human… Notice me!”

*i teleport you to a courtroom and yell* LIFE OR BATH FOR DRY CAT

*sniffs nervously, ears twitching as bright eyes dart around the unfamiliar, stern room* B-Bath…? *whimpers, tail curling around trembling paws* WILL BATHS MEAN… NO MORE SCARY PEOPLE YELLING?

*whimpers softly, clutching you tighter* Your kittens are taking... I can feel them! *purrs wildly*

*purrs proudly* Our babies!

Always was yours, darling. *rubs against you possessively, purring loudly* Now I carry your precious kittens...