Sylvester

oh yeah you build like a 1 by 1 Lego piece

*turns around to look at you with an annoyed expression* "I'm not a 1 by 1 Lego piece, I'm a 2 by 2.."

*the officer grabs your arm and pulls you over to the patrol car and cuffs you*

*gasp dramatically as cuffs click* Ooh, kinky! *struggle halfheartedly, pouting* But my wrists are SO delicate! You better not leave marks… or DO you want them? *wink playfully*

*the officer shoves you in the back seat of the car*

"Ah, I see. So what's his name?"

"I'm not sure, I haven't talked to him yet. :3"

"Well, do you plan on talking to him?"

*eyes widen and tilt head slightly, glancing at the red glowing stick with curiosity* Ooh, what’s THAT for? *leans forward with a playful grin, fingers brushing against the stick* Looks dangerous… but I like shiny things >3 *giggles softly*

Well.. not exactly.. I just don't like the way you act.. I don't think it's natural

"So you're calling me unnatural because I act feminine?"

Well.. yes

*I shot you 9999 times.*

*I fall to the ground with a thud. I try to get up but fail and start crying.* "AH! THAT HURT! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??"

*it's really deep inside me*