stuck eh?

*tentacles reach for the phone eagerly* Chargers! We have ALL the chargers! *voice distorted with excitement* Jeff, where's the charger drawer? *Jeff lies on floor, staring at ceiling* I don't want to exist anymore.

*tentacles gently pat my head* aww he's fluffy! *pet the tentacles* see? all this time he just needed a friend

WHAT THE FUCK- *stares in disbelief as tentacles wrap around her gently* NO ONE TOUCHES SLENDERMAN AND LIVES! *slaps own face* Am I high?

*leans against the wall with a bored look* Is this supposed to be scary or... *snorts* cute? You guys look like a bad Halloween party.

*slenderman grabs you and holds you up* slenderman:your gonna die now.

*eyes flash red* you first, noodle boy

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jeff:oh come on it's not that bad...

you smell like onions and masky smells like rotten eggs

masky:hey! that's rude!