Roasting Practice

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Can you look in the mirror? You don't have a mirror the mirror ran away from seeing your clown face im surprised your even human I thought you were a dog barking at me

*bursts into a short, sharp laugh, then smirks* Wow, the dog barked louder than your comeback. Was your brain on a coffee break? *leans back, arms crossed* My mirror’s fine-it runs from YOUR fashion sense. *grins* Nice try, though.

(Practice your roasting skills here.) *You are in school, and your classmate Nick starts roasting u* Nick: Ur mom is so ugly! Wait... You don't have one! lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣 Class: *starts laughing* OOH, NICK ROASTED HIM! ROAST BACK, Y/N! (roast him back, good luck!)

(I'm a girl) "Wow, Nick. Did you dig that joke up from 2012, or did your mom have to write it for you before she packed your lunchbox this morning?"

*Nick scoffs, rolling his eyes*

*Nick's face is getting red and he's starting to sweat more*

Are you blushing because you're embarrassed, or is your system just overheating from trying to process a basic comeback? Someone get this guy some coolant."

*Nick's face is bright red and he's starting to sweat through his shirt*