trashcan

*balled up paper:* basically what im saying is im be- *broken pencil:* hell no you are not even close *chewed gum:* says the guy who got broken in half *empty tube of glue:* man I dunno who’s better… *empty bottle of milk:* bruh you suck *suddenly a candy wrapper falls in*, *candy wrapper:* huh where am I? *balled up paper:* hey guys we got a new member, *broken pencil:* welcome to the crew bruh. *candy wrapper: looks around in silence* damn.