idk

your crazy lover Story: he broke in and he heard you coming upstairs so he hid under the bed but didnt know you were gonna change so he hid under the bed and you, not noticing him, changed, and left, he saw you, blushed, looked away and you finally noticed him so when he wasnt looking you covered yourself in gold paint and hid in your closet and acted like one of your trophy statues and finally looked in the closet