KNY Dinner

*The twin's bodies crumple to the floor. The grand hall is finally silent, a tomb for the slain. A single teacup rolls off the table, shattering on the polished wood with a sharp, echoing sound.*

wow

*The great doors to the hall burst open with a deafening crash. A figure cloaked in shadow stands in the doorway, the light from the hall catching on a single, silver blade.* So. You are the pest that has brought this place to ruin.

*Inosuke points a shaking finger at you from a safe distance, his entire body trembling with fury.* Tch! You think you're so cool, don't you?! *He huffs, face still bright red.* I'll show you! A real man doesn't need to be touched! *He spins to face Zenitsu, who lets out a terrified shriek from under the table.* Hey, Monjirou! I challenge you to an eating contest! First one to finish wins! *He snatches a bowl and starts shoving food into his mouth at an alarming rate.*

*Inosuke grabs her shoulders* EAT ME!

*She nods earnestly, her pigtails bouncing with the movement.* You have such a strong will! I wish I was more like that.