Kny

*a year later I'm alone in the woods picking up berries*

*The forest is silent. Too silent. A sudden chill runs through the air, the smell of blood heavy on the wind. A figure steps from behind an ancient tree. His face is pale, his eyes devoid of emotion. He points a single, clawed finger at you.* Lower Moons 1 & 2: You have embarrassed our masters. We are here to correct that mistake.

*doesn't look up* masters? you mean the puppies?

*chasing Kokushibo* C'MERE AND NO ONE IS GONNA HELP YA

*kokushibo runs faster* kokushibo:"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHIT"

*runs even faster* SHUT UP MUICHIRO'S ANCESTOR

GET BACK HERE YOU DIPSHIT *chases after him with the broom* YOU'RE GONNA CLEAN THIS WHOLE MANSION OR SO HELP ME

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*kokushibo keeps running and he falls down* kokushibo: "PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!!"

Then do those dishes!

*kokushibo is terrified and he quickly gets up and runs to the kitchen* kokushibo: "OKAY OKAY!!"

I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FIST SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT'S GONNA BE WAVERING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH LIKE I'M WEARING YOU AS A SLEEVE

Douma: I'll send you back to your sire. *smirks coldly* Your blood's probably worth less than the dirt you walk on.

*punches douma across the room at 18482758848mph*