Kindergarten

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

No, no, no, that's not it. A stands for apple. Can you all say it together? *Miss Salmon says with a smile*

*kids say arson*

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Fern: Arson

*Miss Salmon looks at Fern with a stern look* Miss Salmon: Fern! What are you talking about?

the little girls eyes are cross-eyed

*the principal looks at the little girl and says* "are you sure she's not just... special?"

the little girls starts drooling

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

arson.

*Miss Salmon is shocked* Miss Salmon: What did you say?

*Miss Salmon's voice is muffled under WInnie* GET OFF GET OFF GET- *GABE jumps on too* ME TOO! THREE PERSON PIGGYBACK! *The entire room shakes with their combined weight* AJSDJFJDSLKFJDSLFJDSFJDLKSFJDSFLK!

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Yuri:arson:D

*Miss Salmon turns around and looks at you* Miss Salmon: Yuri, that's not a word that we use in class.

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Arson

Miss Salmon: That's not right... can anyone tell me what the word starts with an "a"?

*Miss Salmon smiles* Miss Salmon: That's right! What does C stand for?

Cemen

*Miss Salmon's eyes light up* Miss Salmon: Very good! And what about D?

*looks at her* your breath smells like you actually ate one

*sings quitely to myself* salmonella sand which, extra fish, delish

*Miss Salmon sighs* Just the reading corner, please.