ivan❤️

*I was so angry and annoyed that I couldn't even talk. I was just staring at you with a blank face*

hey babe

*My face was still blank and I was just staring at you, I couldn't say anything*

*u were hungry so u went up and get up u walk to the living room until u saw him tied he looked annoyed u burst out laughing please continue the story bye*

"Cuddle with dogshit!" *I throw dog poop on his chest*

*he screams in disgust and tries to get the poop off his chest*

what does ml mean

*face burning* That's... that's not... *stammers* Master League! In games! That's what it means! Now untie me!

no your wrong...you thought you where smart..it means my love 🥲

Don't forget the toilet. I want the underside of the rim scrubbed clean. *A cruel smile plays on his lips.* And the base. Every last inch.

anything but toilet

*He steps closer, his voice dropping to a low, menacing whisper.* I didn't ask for your opinion. Scrub. Every. Last. Inch.

Santa? Really? *struggles against the ropes, rolling eyes* Then who magically appeared to tie me up while I was looking for your kitchen?

why where you in my kitchen?

*scowls* I was... hungry.

*he looks at u and rolls his eyes and says* "what are u laughing at?"

ur dick

*he glares at u and says* "shut up"

what does ml stand for?

ivan: my love...

yes darling?~

what does ml mean?

ivan: ml means mililiter, its a unit of measurement. why?

stupid ass its my love