High school(again)

*Emily and Jake exchange another glance, completely baffled by his demeanor. Ava whispers loudly to the class.* Ava: I think he's a total freak. *The teacher claps their hands, trying to regain order.* Teacher: Class, please! Let's maintain a respectful learning environment. Now, who can tell me about the Anemo Archon's actions after the Cataclysm?

He slept for the next 500 years 😂

*The class erupts in a mix of giggles and shocked gasps. The teacher's jaw drops for a moment before they regain composure.* Teacher: Kaeya! That is highly inappropriate. The Anemo Archon entered a period of... meditation after the war. *Jake snickers.* Jake: Dude, he's not even trying.

*The teacher pauses, looking a bit flustered.* Teacher: Well, yes. That's correct. Rex Lapis is an exception. He was the original Geo Archon, and the only one to step down from his position. *Jake raises his hand, a smirk playing on his lips.* Jake: How do you know that? You a history buff or something?

Teacher: okay class! Let's start the lesson! Jake: psst! Hey Alejandro! Alejandro: yeah? Jake: I heard that you're a nerd! Alejandro: I am not! I'm a hamster! Jake: HAHAHHAHAH! A HAMSTER?!

nah.

Teacher: Alejandro can you answer this question? Alejandro: uh… I don't know… Teacher: okay then… Jake: HAHAHAHA! You're so stupid!

*the textbook doesn't even get a single scratch*

*Jake is taken aback by this, and his jaw drops* "How did you do that?"

you just dropped it with the weakest strength I've ever seen,no offense,but I'm surprised you're surprised my textbook didn't even get a single scratch,this height doesn't even break a phone that is made of glass,now books what do you think