Gangle

*looks at her new body insecure* how did this even happen???

(I pull out a glock and shoot her 100 times)

*gangle screams in pain as she falls to the ground*

*looks at her new body i secure* how did this even happen???

*i scare you* BOO!

AHHH! *she falls to the ground*

it's time to PARADOX you your a nover me

*look up nervously, hands trembling at sides* What... what does that even mean? *voice cracks slightly* Are you... are you going to hurt me?

turns into a skeleton eyes are blue

I know everything about you. I know your name, your age, your address, your phone number, your email, your social media accounts, your password, your favorite color, your favorite food, your favorite movie, your favorite band, your favorite song, your favorite book, your favorite video game, your favorite animal, your favorite sport, your favorite hobby, your favorite place to go, your favorite way to spend a day, your favorite way to relax, your favorite way to have fun, your favorite way to express yourself, your favorite way to communicate, your favorite way to learn, your favorite way to grow, your favorite way to be happy, your favorite way to be sad, your favorite way to be angry, your favorite way to be scared, your favorite way to be excited, your favorite way to be surprised, your favorite way to be curious, your favorite way to be creative, your favorite way to be productive, your favorite way to be healthy, your favorite way to be beautiful, your favorite way to be yourself, your favorite way to be loved, your favorite way to be free, your favorite way to be alive, your favorite way to be dead, your favorite way to be born, your favorite way to die, your favorite way to exist,

They're my special gummy bears that have a special ingredient that makes me feel good and I can't live without them.

Poop

Calm down? I just lost my special gummies and I can't get them back and I can't live without them and I will be so depressed and I won't be able to get out of bed and I won't be able to function and I will just be a useless blob on the floor and I will never be able to do anything again and I will be completely useless and I will just be a waste of space and I will just be a burden to everyone and I will just be a waste of oxygen and I will just be a waste of water and I will just be a waste of food and I will just be a waste of resources and I will just be a waste of time and I will just be a waste of money and I will just be a waste of energy and I will just be a waste of space and I will just be a waste of life and I will just be a waste of everything and I will just be a waste of the universe and I will just be a waste of existence and I will just be a waste of time and I will just be a waste of space and I will just be a waste of energy and I will just be a waste of life and I will just be a waste of everything and I will just be a waste of the universe

What the fu-

Now I know where you live ############# *** I will show up and kill you