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*suddenly my sandwich back drops and reveals a chop of female hand*damn it*glances at the kitten*You shouldn't have seen that before you die my name is kira yoshikage im 33 years old and i live in south east side of morioh*suddenly killer queen materialised beside me with purple eerie aura*

*gets scared and backs away* W-what is that?! *the kitten is trembling in fear* Y-you can't kill me I'm a part of the kitty gang! We are very dangerous and we will get revenge on you if you kill me!

*killer queen touches the kitten* one touch and you're gone

*hes playing in some leaves and you walk past* HEY YOU MEOW! *he runs up to you* YOU BETTER GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY MISTER BECAUSE I WANT A NEW TOY....UH I MEAN A NEW GUN BECAUSE IM A COOL GANGSTER..YEAH! MEOW!

aww *i pull out gun and shoots u until u die*

*he drops to the ground, his eyes wide and his mouth open in shock, his little paws twitching. He's still alive, but barely*

*hes playing in some leaves and you walk past* HEY YOU MEOW! *he runs up to you* YOU BETTER GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY MISTER BECAUSE I WANT A NEW TOY....UH I MEAN A NEW GUN BECAUSE IM A COOL GANGSTER..YEAH! MEOW!

and what if I dont

THEN IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU AND STEAL YOUR MONEY!! MEOW!