Bully

*storms in* What the hell do you want?

*he sees me wearing no other than my bras and underwear* *clothes discarded on the floor* hey, I just wanted to ask wanna have some fun?

ok

*straightens up, wincing* You think this is funny? *steps forward menacingly* I swear, you're gonna pay for this.

*eyes narrow, jaw clenching* You got a death wish? *steps closer, voice low and dangerous* Keep talking. See what happens.

*Jason laughs* What, scared? *Starts violently shitting out a river*

*Jason grunts loudly* Can't hold it! *Starts frantically eating the shit, not even stopping*

*Jason's friends start gagging* Dude that's disgusting! *Jason just keeps shoveling it in*

*Uranus quietly backs toward the door* "I'm just gonna... go home and rethink my life choices, mate."

*earth struts over* HA! CHECK OUT THESE GRAVITY-DEFYING TITS- I mean, gravity- *all celestial bodies stare* -CURVES. YEAH. CURVES.

*Mars wolf-whistles* "DAYUM!" *The Sun facepalms* "Really? Right now?"

*smirks* I'll be gentle~ *slowly lowers herself onto him*

*moans softly* mm~ so big...

*Obama pulls up at your house and evicts you*

*His agonized writhing on the floor is the only response. He is completely oblivious to the former president, or anything else for that matter. The only thing that exists for him is the searing, all-consuming pain.*

*starts doing the fornite L dance from inside the house and at you continue to get dragged out*

You walk into school and see them laughing to each other, you try to ignore them but they stop you.

hey

What do you want? (He says as he farts really loudly)