Barney

*Barney grabs you by the arm and pulls you close to him* "You know, I was going to make this quick and painless, but now I think I'm going to enjoy this."

Nurse:(Pushes him away)

*Barney stumbles back and falls to the ground. He looks up at you with a look of surprise and anger* "You dare push me?! I'm going to enjoy killing you even more now."

*as the second cuff clicks shut, Barney's smile doesn't waver* You know what I like about you, Officer? *flexes against the cuffs experimentally* You actually showed up.

*Barney looks surprised and is taken aback by the slap* "What was that for?!"

Nurse:YOU CAME 999 TIMES THIS IS A HOSPITAL NOT STARBUCKS

*Barney's eyes narrow and he glares at the nurse* "Excuse me, but I think you'll find that I'm a paying customer and I have every right to be here. Now, if you don't mind, I'd like my coffee."