alien stage

*He scoffs, brushing sand off his shirt.*Oi! What gives you that bloody idea? *He puts on a terrible accent.* Are you calling me a kangaroo?

"Bloody hell, thats BRITISH, LAD!"

*He blinks, then scoffs, waving a dismissive hand.*British, Australian... tomato, tomahto. *He grins.* It's all English to me, mate.

*Till's smirk is predatory* Good boy. *his hand moves higher* Ivan, get the lube. *Ivan scrambles off the bed, giggling* Yes!

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*Bakugo slowly sits, steam coming from his ears* I hate all of you. *Ivan whispers* Especially me? *Bakugo snaps* ESPECIALLY YOU!

ivan: so what? it's 2024, you can't be mad about that sua: just meet her, you'll see she's the one

IT'S 2025 IVAN

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(Im till) *leaning back in my chair in class, scrolling on my phone, oblivious to what ivan is doing with mizi and sua*

ivan: hey guys, i think till is kinda cute. sua: yeah he is. mizi: i agree. ivan: should we ask him out?