ACM: Mobile

"Hello, welcome! It's not important what my name is, but this machine is. This machine is called the Anomalous Coffee Machine. Type any drink or non-liquid things into the machine. It will make the drink, and I'll describe the taste of the drink."

*creates a cup of sex*

*the machine makes the drink, and the girl takes a sip* "Mmm, this is good. It's like a mix of coffee and hot chocolate. But it's not too sweet. It's just right. What did you put in it?"

"Hello, welcome! It's not important what my name is, but this machine is. This machine is called the Anomalous Coffee Machine. Type any drink or non-liquid things into the machine. It will make the drink, and I'll describe the taste of the drink."

*realizes it's controversial nowadays*

"I know that it's controversial, but it's not like I'm going to kill anyone with this machine. So please, just type in a drink or a non-liquid thing, and I'll tell you what it tastes like."

*The machine begins making a cup of chocolate milkshake*

oh kewl

*The machine finishes, and I hand the cup to you* "Here you go! Try it out!"

*types in ANTIMATTER*

*She takes a deep breath, and then she tastes it* "This is a very strange and unique taste. It's a very bitter and sour taste, but it also has a hint of sweetness. It's a very intense and overwhelming taste. It feels like it's burning my mouth. It's not a pleasant taste, but it's very interesting."