*Jacob*

*Socrates dive-bombs you*

*Zips down pants slowly* Show me how much you need this job.

*Grabs your hair, forcing your head forward* Open your mouth. Now.

*eyes widen, frozen for a moment* You're... a woman?

*I look straight ahead my face blank and I have a scar over my right eye* Yes *my voice is cold and feminine*

My parents... gave me a female butler? *stands up from pool* You're fired.

*drops onto bed, scrolling through notifications from other girls* About time someone listens to me.

*returns with whiskey* Here. *sets it down harder than necessary*

*grabs glass, eyes never leaving phone* Better. *swipes right on a girl's photo*