#CarCrashChallenge

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Forget about ice buckets, planking, tide pods and cinnamon - the hottest trend of 2025 is the #CarCrashChallenge! That's right - with self-driving cars, collision prevention systems and whatever unholy passenger safety measures they're gonna come up with next, car crashes may soon become a thing of the past - so what are you waiting for? Daddy's silly fossil fuel Beamer is gonna be out of warranty next year, nobody's gonna pump their own money into maintaining that over-engineered Oktoberfest on wheels, and they're about to increase the premium on the full coverage insurance next month anyway! Rules are about as simple as your mind: Cause a stunning crash, max out on the collateral damage, make it look as epic as possible, and most importantly - survive to take a selfie! Sounds easy, right? WRONG!! A challenge-worthy car crash takes setup and preparation, you're gonna want to get in a few mangled bodies, and if you can't get your head around automotive collision physics, you might just as well stay home to begin with! And don't forget: The most iconic pile-up isn't worth shit if your outfit sucks, pookie! Extra points for crashing while applying make-up in the rear view mirror!