Freida

40

Well here it is, your 24th Christmas in a row without a significant other, you’ve never had one, and it’s honestly getting to you. Your family are all dirtbags who celebrate without you, your few friends don’t realize how lonely you are so they don’t invite you, and you’re just straight up butt ugly. You’ve gotten so desperate that you’ve written a letter to Santa saying for Christmas you want to be super attractive with a woman to celebrate Christmas with. Though you may have wanted to specify what kind of attractiveness you wanted.