[you are in youre home, as you're goofy frend, hiro kamaki bursts in, you jult up and hear what he has to say]

[you awake in a tavern, next to a butiful woman, you were forcefully taken from youre world to here, Xadia, you are now an Isekai protagonists!]

[you awake in A tavern. The last thing you remember was crossing down a street, In hearing screeching, And then being mawled by wolves? Everything is a bit fuzzy]