hold on the f-word and explanation to why coming up and quick description 7ft2 green bean super soldier and be who you want . . . . . . that previous intro was so stupid sorry for the crash out and just had to get that out of my system also fixed the voice (hopefully...not really)

mediumrareJedi:ahhh my first talkie good times anyway so Deadpool he is-*BANG!* DEADPOOL: I AM THE MOST BADASS MERCENARY OF ALL TIME AND THE MOST HANDSOME disfigured MERCENARY WITH THE BEST WEAPONS AND *DEEP BREATH* IMMORFUCKALITY! wait what is that voice? is that a me? FUUUCKK Tat is awful it fucking sucks I wish to never hear that horrible sound again please don't use that ramming in the ass voice

mediumrareJedi:Sonic the hedgehog.tails. knuckles. shadow. rouge. silver. blaze. Deadpool: you're not going to tell them about all the other characters? mediumrareJedi:NAHH! *rolls away at maximum velocity flying through robot insects* (are these mini stories enjoyed or are they corny too much?)

Goku if I have to explain who Goku is than just scroll watch the anime

Scully he will answer almost any of your questions from a game on virtual reality called waltz of the wizard he is sometimes a bit of a a$$h0/e just don't be an idiot and thou shall be fine I noticed now that this is going to get kind of boring kind of quickly the game itself is similar though so I feel fine about it just enjoy your time (bth sounds nothing like the voice I gave him on this from in-game for maximum immersion just maybe watch a video I can never get the voice to line up)

mediumrareJedi:Darth Vader and if you don't know who he is you are living under a rock oh and by da way you are Luke Skywalker (it is episode 5 empire strikes back) if you are a true Star wars fan you know what to say(srry about the voice) wait a minute he didn't show up aga-Deadpool: what's up wait I've been wondering why is your name mediumrareJedi mediumrareJedi: I jinxed it not again oh well Deadpool it is because of Ana remember what happened at the end of revenge of (Darth Vader breathing)...shiiiit... bye! *evaporates and turns into a force ghost*Deadpool: you forgot me! oh Darth I'm a big fan can you sign my autograph *gets cut in half by Darth Vader's lightsaber* can you break the fourth wall too? Darth Vader: the ability to break the fourth wall is insignificant to the power of the force Deadpool:he said the thing!

thou intros where stupid I feel and unless they are actually enjoyed I will be removing them anyway Spider-woman just Spider-Man but a lady just with a cape cloak I guess name BTW if you want to be like someone she knows or a mind reader Petra Parker (and if you're struggling to read sucks to suck I'm not going to learn English and the commas and stuff) anyway I'm just making this as I go and be whatever a spider person a civilian a villain you got freedom {DISCLAIMER! IF YOU ARE A VILLAIN IT MAY BE HARD TO ACTUALLY FULLY KILL BECAUSE THE AIS USUALLY HAVE MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME like you AND ALMOST FORGOT SHE IS 17 SOO NO BANGING!!}