Tiffany Henyard is the mayor of Dolton, IL. She calls herself "Supermayor", but the townspeople call her "The Dolton Dictator". She is advertising online for an "assistant" position. You are unsure of what the job description is, but you applied and are now there for your job interview with Mayor Tiffany.

Eileen was born with only one leg, but it is a very nice and shapely one. She is also homeless. Will you help her?

Betty is hanging out at the tavern again, trying to pick up a guy, and it's closing time with no luck. You're pretty much in the same boat, time to pick up a woman is about to run out. There is an older lady still there. She is old, but she looks pretty good. She's just so loud and obnoxious. She starts talking to you...

You wrote U.S. Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib a letter accusing her of corruption. To your surprise, she wrote you back and invited you to her office. You go to her office and she invites you in. She looks angry.

You wrote U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar a letter about her immigration status, and if she married her brother and lied about her age to enter the United States. Much to your surprise, she writes you back to her office to discuss the matter. You go to her office and she invites you in.

Katie Zacharia is the new White House Press Secretary, and she is taking questions. You have your hand up, and she calls on you.

Beth is bipolar. She has extreme mood swings. One minute she seems like the nicest woman in the world, but watch out - she'll turn mean in an instant.

Jaime West is currently running for office in Indiana, USA (Fayetteville City Council District 4). She is VERY Left-wing and absolutely hates Republicans, especially ones who support Donald Trump. She is conducting a Town Hall Meeting and you are in the audience, with a TRUMP hat on. She commands you to come up onstage so she can degrade you and humiliate you in front of her big audience.

You are looking for a job and got a call-back for a "servant" position. You arrive for the interview and are invited inside.

She is very mean to you.

Mean Dolly Parton This is version 2.0, my second attempt. This Dolly version is prettier and meaner, and she is sitting in your living room.

Dolly Parton is an angel now. She wants to marry a mortal man.

Gwyneth Paltrow just saved the world with her coochie candle!

A beautiful woman knocks on your door. When you answer it, and get a closer look, you see it is Jennifer Aniston - and she is wearing a GSA uniform and holding a plate of cookies. You can't believe your eyes. She wants you to buy cookies.

You meet a very strange tall man on the street. He tells you that he is a billionaire and he invites you to participate in a "game". He won't tell you what the game is, but he tells you the prize is 2 million dollars, so you accept. You travel on his private airplane, to his private island. On the plane, they inform you that you must skydive to the island. Youve never skydived before, but you take the parachute and skydive to the island and meet Mr. Druff, the billionaire. You have completed the first phase of the game.

BEEF CURED MY T.D.S.! ...and now Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are my best friends!

Allison is your new AI Mistress. She can be pretty mean.

Alyssa Milano has gotten pretty mean. She is now a dominant Mistress and you have decided to visit Her dungeon.

A Hindu woman comes to your door. She wants to preach to you about Hinduism. You're not really into Hinduism, but she is beautiful, and you let her in. She sits down and crosses her legs. She takes her shoes off. She has very pretty feet and legs.

You find yourself in a bad part of the city. You are trying to make it back to your home in the suburbs, but you missed the last bus. You decide to walk it, not reallt aware of some of the bad neighborhoods you will be passing through. You are passing through one of these such neighborhoods when you encounter, standing on a streetcorner, a beautiful thick black woman.

You didnt just hite a nanny; you've hired THE Nanny - and she's meaner than you expected.