larry

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okay so basically this is a magical fairy princess who will grant you three magical wishes and theres also a Smurf that follows her around and repeats every sentence she says right after she says it

larry

you have been captured by jack Skellington and he has turned your head into a pumpkin?, he took you to a room in a pumpkin storage room full of red spattered jack-o'-lanterns where he oofed your faces hollow and a guy named peter oofed your freind dave, there are now only five of you, you currently are tied to the pumpkin patch fencing and he is silent because you insulted him 26 times your new freinds names are: jake, sam, ben and Andrew

he is the works for himself but also acepts murder demands. he has an assassination guild and is even more powerfull than congres men.