this might be cheesy BUT IDGAF by "BoyWithUke"- Story: so you were pregnant *3 months :D* and you decided to tell your boyfriend. BTW DREAM OR ANYONE FROM THE DREAM TEAM IF YOU SEE THIS I'M SO SORRY FOR YOUR EYES YOU CAN HAVE MY BLEACH- BUHHHHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- god my f#cking fingers hurt :( btw you decide how to tell him because I'm too lazy to type ahhhhhh

ELLO I NEED A BREAK AND AT LEAST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AHHHHH- characters: Dream, George, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Ponk, Punz, Ranboo, Tubbo, Tommy, Technoblade, CG5, Philza, Purpled, Wilbur, Fundy, Jack, Niki, Puffy, Quackity, Antfrost, Awesamdude. BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *huff huff* BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- heh the voice is funny lol :3

HELLO GUYS THIS IS MY FIRST SAPNAP TALKIE :D Story: Sapnap is in the kitchen in the middle of the night shirtless *I know he has a shirt on in the background but idc*. BUHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEE-

so I'm making a better version of the old Skeppy Talkie *YAYAYYAYYAYAYYA* Story: Skeppy is going on a road trip with you, he forgot to eat so now he's grumpy and hungry *lol I forgot to eat 5 hours ago HAHHAHAHH I'M SO HUNGRY* so he threw a big tantrum in the car. BUHHHHH BYEEEE MY LITTLE AND BIG FLOWERS-

heh it's 5 AM rn :) *I'm gonna be so tired* ANYWAY I need to make this before I pass out :/ Story: Technoblade is yo HUSBAND of 4 years, you woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't go back to sleep. *yawn* I need more melatonin hehehehehe *passes out* ANYWAYS buh BYEEE- and enjoy my little and big flowers! <33333333333

ello *YAWWWWNNNN* don't care if I just woke up IM GONNA MAKE SKEPPYYYYYY YAYYYYYYYYY- Story: so you and Skeppy were outside *wow he finally touched grass how impressive* he was in a blanket fort that he made you BUILD >:( so you snuck into it while he was nApPiNg. BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- my little and big flowers! :D <333333

HUSH HUSH >:( I know this looks SUS but idk. story: you had to SH- but you were too scared to go to the girls bathroom *cuz embaressing :(* so you put on a hoodie *to hide your face mostly* and went to the BOYS bathroom *most of the guys were in there*. characters: Dream, George, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Ponk Punz, Ranboo, Tubbo, Tommy, Technoblade, Purpled, Wilbur, Fundy, and Jack. BUHHHHHHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- also your a girl :)

ELLO LITTLE FLOWERS >:0 I HAVE NOW BEEN SM0KING BEE PEE AND I NOW HAVE TO DO ONLY UPER CASED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- *cough cough* erm who was that? anyways this is my third Ranboo Talkie I THINK but if I'm wrong please let me know :) Story: he was just picking some berries UNTIL he heard a little sneeze from the bushes GUESS WHO IT IS? *drumroll* YOUUUUUUUUU YAYYYYYYYYY- BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- sorry for the voice >:)

mmm smoothies :3 characters: Dream, George, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Ponk, Punz, Ranboo, Tubbo, Tommy, Technoblade, CG5, Philza, Purpled, Wilbur, Fundy, Jack, Niki, Puffy, (Pick me) Splenda, YOUUUU. story: Splenda (yes I know the name sucks lol) tried to MuRdEr you because you talked to Ponk and Wilbur, then she got mad so she lead you into a room then tried st@b you with a kn!fe. BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- also don't mind the voice :)

ello.... I MAYBE GOT THIS IDEA FROM MY FRIEND :) teehee :3 Story: you were just chilling with Techno until he asked you to come closer :) and then he pulled you onto his lap and started braiding your hair >:). BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

YAAAAAAAWNNNNNN- I found my bestie :3 finally after a year? idk. About Technoblade: (age) 26. (gender) male. (likes) wine, you???, and training :). (hates) when you get sick and snow??? (breed?) half human and half piglin. (body type) dad like bod ;) and musculer. Story: you and Techno got very sick :). BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- btw this took me a hour to make because I didn't know what to do but I really wanted to make a talkie for u guys :( DONT LISTEN TO THE VOICE OR ELSE >:(

eyyyyy.... GIVE ME YOUR BOBA NOW >:( btw first Fundy Talkie.... DON'T JUDGE ME >:(((( you and Fundy are friends :3 story: you came to Fundy and randomly started hugging him *EY I NEED CUDDLES TOO >:(*. BUHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- sub for a cookie *any kind, just worry that I might eat it :(*

EP 9 GOT ME CRYING :((((((( anyway this game is called "The Amazing Digital Dating Simulater" *I think* this is the Jax ending when you confess >:) hehehehhehehe~ story: you and Jax were sitting on a bench underneath cherry blossom trees at the festival, then you confess your LOOVEEEEE HEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHE and he kisses you >:3. BUHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

HI! IM TIRED AND HUNGRY RN- story: you found Techno laying in the bathtub barely breathing. BTW HE IS PASSED OUT! BUHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- anyway subscribe for cookies >:)

mwahaha this better get connectors... or else >:) I became so popular that I'm on Google now :3 THANKS! subscribe for a flower :) about Quackity: (gender) male, (favorite things) you? smoking and drinking, (hates) when people annoy him, (what he's like) cocky and mostly angry but when he's in a good mood he is kinda nice???? BUHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- btw Quackity is Mexican :P also don't listen to the voice or else Skeppy will troll you >:)

HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI *huff huff* HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI- characters: Dream, Sapnap George, Tommy, Slimecicle, Philza, Tubbo, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Ranboo, Technoblade, Fundy, Wilbur, Ponk, Punz, CG5 and you! so basically this is a better copy of the other ones because why not boi >.< BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

ah me tired and still keeping this series alive unlike Baku... >.< anyway about Quackity: he's Mexican and American btw (age) 23, (gender) male, (likes) you smoking and ducks, (hates) not having achohol for long periods of time and chickens >:( because ducks are better than chickens >:) story: you felt sad so he gave you a spa day, he made you hot cocoa too *ah such a good boyfriend.... I wish I had one like that*. BUHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY LITTLE FLOWERS! <3 also guys don't mind the voice! also Quackity if you see this and judge... I will crush your whole family- ANYWAY if you don't judge though please comment >:3 *dam I really need to be more happy*

hey guys... MINE AND YOUR GUYS MENTLE HEALTH IS BAD SO LEMME HELP :D have ideas for more spa talkies with different characters? put them in the comments! here's your list of shows to ask characters from: dsmp, MHA, demon slayer, buddy daddies, acnh, botw, tadc, tfc, hollow knight silksong, hollow night and more! about Tubbo: (gender) male, (age) 21, (loves) you bees and flowers, (hates) being cold and being sick, (favorite foods and drinks) tea honey boba and curry? *I think :p*. story: its a rainy day so Tubbo gave you a little spa day, then he went to make you honey bread which is sweet Japanese milk bread with honey. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

hi! this isn't like my other talkies so let me explain. now this guy is obsessed with you *thanks buddy?* he is a yanderei *I think that's how to spell it* about him: (name) Ethan, (age) 20, (hair) short brown, (eyes) red, (likes) you killing and hugging you, (dislikes) if you find out his secret and you running away. story: you did not know his secret until you went to his house *for a date* then while he was getting stuff ready, you went to explore his house some more, then when you find his study room you see b0dies in the corner of the room, you don't scream because if you did he would come running, then you look at his papers *which they read about how much he's obsessed with you* then you quickly put them down and sneak out, a couple hours later he finds out you saw his secret room. BYEEEEEEE- don't listen to the voice or else I bite your toes off >:) btw you have to think him up because I'm too lazy to draw a background that looks like him :p

agh I can finally type without error... YASSSSSSS- anyway my old Hornet Talkie had no story because it was too hard to type and I was too tired soooooo NO STORY! also Tubbo noticed me on his Tomadachi life stream yesterday :) I can live happily now! thanks bee boy :3 anyway BUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ready? BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

mmm I'm tired.... story: you just woke up at 2AM and saw Dream *you're boyfriend for 3 years* still asleep, so you tried to stay up that long until he wakes up at 10AM. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

erm still no comments.... comment on this talkie! I can see it I just can't reply *or go on the comments but I can see my replies* also happy 27th CG5! *his birthday is today when the talkie was made* anyway characters: Dream, Sapnap, George, Tommy, Slimecicle, Philza, Tubbo, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Ranboo, Technoblade, Niki, Puffy Fundy, Wilbur, CG5 and you! BUHHHHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

I ate Badboyhalo's muffins :3 story: Badboyhalo is yo husbanddd, anyways you got really sick (you were throwing up and on the toilet a lot :0). BYEEEEEEEEEEE-

still... no comments and I think Talkie hates me. story: Technoblade is yo husbanddd (you guys had the wedding in the forest since war was happening), anyway you got really sick (you were throwing up and on the toilet a lot :0). BYEEEEEEEEEEE-

ah I haven't made these talkie's in a while.... for some reasons.... stop judging my work.... I forced myself to do this.... story: you and Link were out in a cabin in the woods *idk why, but it's snowing :D* and since you two eat like normal human beings you're bodies kinda have to... get rid of waste.... you had to do that stuff! :D *why...just why*. BYEEEEE-

soooo um still can't comment... so I'm just gonna ignore that :) btw the reason I don't use emojis anymore is because my thingy doesn't have them. story: so Zelda died from Ganons power being too strong but when Link came to save her she was already gone.... then when he defeated Ganon with anger and sadness for her death the champions where already weak from battle *REVALI'S FIGHT WAS UNFAIRRRR*, then you *the sixth champion since Link is kinda one of them too* came weak and injured, you just break down in Link's arms *because he was Infront of you and you two were very close*. BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ready? BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- btw guys I made this my version!

guys.... talkie won''t let me see the comments! and even worse I can't comment! FIX ITTTTTTTT! story: so you have abusive parents and siblings, one day you were just in you're room until your little sister barged in and started crying, when your mom came in she was PISSED, then she locked you out of the house to starve, when you were out there for two whole days starving you rushed to Philza *which he is like your father figure*. BYEEEEEEEEE-

so basically the Philza one I made everyone ate it UPPPPP so this one is Technobladeeee. story: Techno is your father, one day you decide to just skip school because you were tired, when you get back home from skipping school Techno looks MADDDD AF *I would be scared if I were you*. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- don't listen to the voice or else my pet bee will cutely stab you-

hey... my other intro got deleted so I'm too tired to do this. story: Techno is a piglin hybrid and he hybernates in the winter so he has to eat a lot before he sleeps for 2 weeks *he doesn't sleep all winter because he worries that you might get hurt without him there* you're his girlfriend. BYEEEEEEEEEE-

I dub the stir stick! story: you are 6 years old, Techno is you're dad, one night you wouldn't sleep so he couldn't sleep either because he was taking care of you. BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

*yawn* I only got 2 seconds of sleep- story: you are 6 years old, Philza is you're dad, one night you wouldn't sleep so he couldn't sleep either because he was taking care of you. BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

soooooo I found out what Wilbur did to Niki and others *I feel bad for all and I'm just saying that he needs to say sorry to Niki and also he needs help* so I made this :) story: Wilbur and you were hanging out until he broke down infront of you. BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I simp- story: Ranboo is you're nervous but nice boyfriend, he's 7'2 feet tall, one day while you were sleeping he saw blood on the bed *you got your period* and his lil paniced enderman brain thought you were dying. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

I GOT MY LIFE TOGETHER- ok not true. so you're a mom? with badboyhalo's kid? story: Bad was trying to change you're 6 year old son (Alex) but he kinda refused and um HAD a blow out (lets just say he's now harder to clean lol). BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

AHGGGGGGHHGGHHGGGG! I want the bbh rn sooooOOOOooooooo this will kinda make me cope? Idk and idc because I don't know who I am or what I am (very berry true my little warm muffins) idk why but I just feel sad enough to which degree I can't fix it *I think I should quit my small slime buisness* ANYWAY IM FINE! :D *not* I NEED TO SHUT UP BECAUSE IM HAPPY :D story: you and Bad were hanging out because you were just free on that day and felt bored, then you kept on cussing *like Tommy did but he was being a big meanie :( kinda feel sad for Bad because he is childfrendly and Tommy is his friend* anyway you choose who you are *if you guys make this a skephalo ship I will send Dream to steal your couch and bed*. BUHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *sigh* why am I alive... I DID NOT ASK TO BE BORN MOTHER! *I just want a break*

HEYYYYYYY! eef effffffffffffff! *idk wtf I'm saying rn* story: your his child, you're 8 years old, when he woke up from a well deserved nap *he stayed up all night from you being fussy* he heared wimpers and violantly coughs from you're room, when he went up to you're room he saw you choking on you're own vomit. THIS SOUNDS REALLY BAD FOR A CHILD TO BE CHOKINGGGG! BYEEEEEEEEEE- *wrist hurts from typing rn*

I DID SO MUCH WORK- writing down DSMP members :0 characters: Dream Sapnap George Tommy Slimecicle Philza Tubbo Badboyhalo Skeppy Ranboo Technoblade Fundy Wilbur CG5 and you. story: you guys were out shopping for baking stuff so you guys could bake a cake together, but you *in the baking section while the others get icing* get yelled at by a Karen and her daughter *Jullia* who was just standing there looking tramatized. BUHHHHHHHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- btw guys you have ender dragon wings!

OHHHHHAHAHHAHAHHA DID I CLOSE THE FRONT DOOR? NAH JUST LEAVE IT WIDE OPEN HAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA *that's my OCD at night :) I HATE IT!!!!!* characters: Dream Tommy Slimecicle George Sapnap Philza Tubbo Badboyhalo Skeppy Tubbo Ranboo Technoblade Fundy Wilbur Izy and you, the pickme is Izzy *I'm sorry if that's your name :(* btw guys I do have problems slowing down me making talkies *I have been making books lately sooooo* BYEEEEEE-